How can you make people who seldom laugh laugh?

1. A face of serious nonsense; Serious questions, in a nonsense tone and language.

You should choose an interesting joke first.

When you start talking, no matter how others laugh, you can't laugh. If you laugh at this joke, the effect will be bad!

This is the highest level of telling jokes.

At this point, you can start ~! ! !

I feel that comrades who have learned can contact ~ ~

Friendship sponsors some jokes:)

1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help!

2. The tortoise and the rabbit race ... The rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out.

Squeeze the tomato nails through.

Tomato b laughs at tomato a.

[hahaha ketchup ~]