Want 10 hilarious joke

1. Ghost: God, next time I want to be as white as an angel with wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

2. The elephant died soon after the ant and the elephant got married. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

One day, I caught the last bus out of breath and shouted: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.

One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

5. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it!

A fashionable woman got on the bus and saw that the seat was empty, so she took out a paper towel and wiped it for a while. She was just about to sit down and fart. A man next to her smiled and said, "I'm Kao Hua. I'm so fucking clean. I have to blow it after I wipe it."

7.

The little white rabbit goes to the bakery: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: No, the little white rabbit came again the next day: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Sorry, there isn't.

On the third day, the white rabbit came in: Boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: I'm sorry, but I still don't have it.

The fourth day, the little white rabbit came skipping: boss, are there a hundred steamed buns? Boss: Great! There are a hundred steamed buns today ~!

White Rabbit: Great! Give me two!

8. A judge squinted and tried three suspects, A, B and C, in one day.

The judge said to A, "Did you steal it?"

A: "No"

The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you."

"I didn't say anything either," C said.

9. A boy has a crush on a girl. Summon up the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes.

"Like-minded" girls answered, and even asked several times, it was the same answer.

The boy was very discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?" .

10 ... A man bought a parrot, and one day the owner was not at home, and the ventilator knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

……

There is a man lying in front of his master's house. The master wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas converter