What jokes make people laugh until their stomachaches?

1, I still had a stomachache that year and insisted on going to the Internet cafe. In order to relieve the pain, I brought a massager to massage my shoulders at home. I tied the massager to my stomach and covered it with a blanket to keep warm. A young man came and sat next to me, startled: "Sister, you have so many fetal movements, and you still go online?"

My dad gave me 100 yuan to buy a pack of cigarettes, which are not sold in the shop. I secretly bought a lollipop and took it home, saying I lost a dollar.

A little girl of three or four years old caught a cold and wanted to drink bitter medicine. She cried when she saw the potion, but she didn't drink it. "Do you drink it yourself or with your father?"

Frog and toad became brothers. Toad said, "I'll be the big brother." The frog said, "no, you see the zit on your body is still there." I must be a big brother! " "

5, playing in the swimming pool, suddenly want to fart. I couldn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles came out behind me. The little girl next to her cried and said, "Mom, run! The water is boiling!" " "

6. So far, I think my luckiest thing is not that I need another bottle of iced black tea, nor that I found 50 yuan in the street, but that four students did textual research together. The four of us copied from each other, but only I was qualified.

7. When a person always farts at work, his colleagues can't help but say, "Can you keep quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there trembling, and my colleague asked him what he was doing. He replied, "I have tuned it to vibration now!" " "

8. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face was swollen when he ate mutton, so everyone took him with him every time he ate mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

9. Youth: "I want to have a lot of money." Zen master: "As long as you can find seven balls, your wish will come true." Youth: "You mean the Dragon Ball?" The Zen master shook his head: No, it's a two-color ball. "

10. When I was ten years old, my PE teacher said to me, "If you exercise for one hour every day, you can live to be sixty as long as you persist for fifty years."