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What is the reason why the baby speaks backwards?
The sun sets from west to east,
Listen to me sing a subversive song.
There is no thunder in the sky,
Underground stones roll up the mountain;
Camels in the river can lay eggs,
Carps in the mountains build nests;
Bitter, hot and sweaty in the twelfth lunar month,
June is shivering with cold;
I was combing my hair in my room,
Carry the donkey in the pocket outside the door.
A cabin
The hut on the edge of the cliff,
The waterfall on the summit is very long.
Not afraid of heavy rain and hail,
Not afraid of the cold wind blowing on my face, not afraid of snowflakes fluttering,
Climbing side by side in the class to find treasures,
In the cornucopia, pine and cypress are fragrant,
Carrying treasure, running, reporting mine, splitting fire,
Good news flies with golden phoenix.
Dad holds the baby.
Dad holds the baby,
Run to the cloth shop to buy the cloth for the robe,
The baby can't run in a nightgown.
The cloth needs to be mended when it is worn.
Then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth to mend the robe.
Buy bobo
Uncle Bai, Uncle Peng,
Buy cakes at the cake shop.
Uncle Bai bought a big cake.
Uncle Peng bought a big cake.
Take it home to feed your mother-in-law,
My mother-in-law went to Bibo again.
I wonder if Uncle Bai bought a big cake.
Or did Uncle Peng buy a big cake?
Ba Lao ye ba jiao Shu
Master Ba has 88 banana trees.
Eighty-eight handkerchiefs came to live under Master Ba's eighty-eight banana trees.
Master Ba pulled out 88 banana trees.
Don't let 88 handkerchiefs live under 88 banana trees.
Eighty-eight handkerchiefs burned 88 banana trees,
Master Ba was crying by eighty-eight trees.
Forty-four bundles of purple silk thread
Forty-four bunches of purple silk thread,
Weave forty-four purple lions,
Purple silk threads weave purple lions,
Purple silk thread used to weave purple lions.
The wind blew away.
The wind blew away,
Dust flies, flowers pile up in ashes.
The wind blew away the flowers and ashes,
Ashes are flying in the wind.
Hit a thief.
Move to the enemy island to fight thieves.
Thieves are smart and can't throw knives.
Block, push, cut short,
The thief was knocked down by the thief.
Beibei beishui
Beibei carries water,
Water is sprinkled on Beibei's back;
Sister, add coal,
Wipe your sister's eyebrows with coal.
There is a boat in the river.
There is a boat with white sails in the river, and the wind blows the sails. The ship went ahead without sails and stopped.
Leave a city, it is a desperate and injured city.
1, life is like this, never rehearsing, never replaying.
2, you are the author of your life, why do you want to write the script badly?
3, who can change the length of life, who knows how terrible eternity is, but reality is often more cruel than fate, but no one is willing to give up.
If you are bullied when you are young, you will always hate to think that you must get ahead in the future, so that people will look at you with new eyes. But when there is such a day, I don't remember to hate. It turns out that the real strength is tolerance, not forgiving others, but letting yourself go.
When you reach a certain age, you should learn to be taciturn, and every sentence should be useful and weighty. Emotions are invisible, big things don't matter, and they have their own bottom line.
6. We always laugh at ourselves as children, laughing that I am a bad girl who studies hard, and that he is a good boy who studies hard. After many years, these roles will be reversed, and then reversed, until we begin to accept our duality, accept different beliefs, and accept our own light and darkness.
Strangely, for some reason, when I was young, I tried to pretend to be an adult. I want to be a child when I am no longer a child. Leo Tolstoy
8. Happiness depends on how you treat it. Don't haggle over every ounce, everything in the world, you want millions, you have more, you bear more, you are simple, the world is simple; Don't care too much, how many tragedies are caused by comparison, and living your own life is more important than anything else; Don't suppress it for too long. What's wrong with missing your own madness and losing it? The quieter the wind, the clearer the rain, and the correct attitude, life is not easy to tilt.
9. It is a kind of courage to insist on what you should do. It is another kind of courage never to do what conscience forbids.
10, who hasn't suffered for that unrequited love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, and it is the most important weight in the world. One day, when we suddenly look back, we find that it has been very light, very light. And our love is two flowers that are not persistent, and only listening is left in silence.
1 1, there are some thoughts that I can't let go; Some love cannot be broken; Some meet again, and naturally they can't come. Isn't that what life is all about? Cut off the old ones, and have new ones.
12. Sometimes, I wish I had a pair of wise eyes to see through me and understand everything about me, including all the beauty and absurdity. Those eyes can penetrate my most essential soul and go straight to my inner self. Her words can solve all my puzzles or have a sharp evaluation of what I have done.
13, the story written on paper always has an ending, and the story written in the heart is an unknown ending. However, not all the pain can be shouted out.
14. Who will defend a city if it is not a person? City and love always have such a relationship. We will go to that city because of a person, because it is a city of love; We will also leave a city because of a person, which is a desperate and injured city.
Being deeply loved by someone will give you strength, while loving someone deeply will give you courage.
16, there is neither absolute nobility nor absolute humbleness. Be careful when it is a drop of water, it becomes a drop of water. Once it falls into the sea, it becomes the sea. If people realize that there is a heart in life, then all hesitation, loss and vanity are just passing by.
17, important things are often the hardest to say, because words will reduce their importance; It's not easy to make strangers care about the good things in your life. Stephen King
18, we verify love in time and crush it in time. There are many false feelings in love, but our pain, heartbreak and despair are always real.
19, one day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.
20. A person who often remembers can't go far.
tongue twister
Tongue twisters are a good way to train children's language. The child is very interested in tongue twisters, and thinks it's fun and playing games. In the process of tongue twister, children's lips, teeth and tongue can be exercised to improve their memory and reaction ability, which is very beneficial to their future development and social activities.
1. An old man named Gu went to the street to buy vinegar and cloth. He bought cloth and vinegar and turned around to see an eagle catching a rabbit. He put down the cloth and vinegar before he came forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit, but the eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. The vinegar knocked over and wet the cloth.
2. piggy piggy walks with a hoe on his back and pants on. Birds sing branches, pigs turn around, hoes hit stones, and stones hit pig heads. Piglets blame hoes, hoes blame pigs.
The White Stone Pagoda was white and slippery, so I moved to it. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda. The white stone pagoda is white and slippery.
4. Flower duck and rosy clouds are reflected in the water, and flower duck is in the upper reaches of the water. Xiaxia is colorful, ducks are twisted ducks. Twist duck swims into Caiyun, Caiyun net twist duck. I was so happy that I dropped the duck and the summer, and I couldn't tell whether it was a duck or a summer.
5. Four and fourteen and ten, ten and four, fourteen and forty, forty and fourteen. Say four and ten depends on the tongue and teeth: who says forty is a thin mat and the tongue is not hard; Who says fourteen is timely? His tongue is not straight. Study hard and practice often, fourteen, forty, forty-four.
6. Goose crossing the river. My brother sits in front of the slope. There is a goose lying on the slope. There is a river flowing under the hillside. My brother said: Kuanhe, my brother said: White Goose. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.
7. Tip songs, bite milk, drink bread, and carry a bag on the train. East-west street, go north and south, go out to see people bite dogs. Pick up the dog and hit the brick, but I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.
8. Put the beans in your pocket. Put the beans in your pocket. When a bag is full of beans, it will burst. Pour the beans, mend the bag, mend the bag, fill the bag with beans, and don't leak the beans.
9. Dogs and Monkeys A monkey is lying on a tree and a dog is squatting under it. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog. The dog turned over and bit the monkey. I wonder whether the monkey bit the dog or the dog bit the monkey.
10. There is a boat in the river. There is a boat with white sails in the river. The wind blows the sails and pushes the boat forward, but there is no sail to stop the boat.
1 1. Boil the old soup with egg soup, and climb the pagoda with a stool. Because the stool was too slippery, the soup spilled and burned the pagoda.
12. Silkworm and cicada This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.
13. Sixty-six cows The 66-year-old man built 66 buildings, bought 66 baskets of oil, raised 66 cows and planted 66 weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows were buckled on sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a strong wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows and killed sixty-six-year-old Lu Laohan.
14. Dating and name dating are dating, and the name is the name. The name of the appointment can't be wrong. If the name is wrong, the appointment is wrong.
15. There is a window on the wall of the gun and chaff. There is a gun on the window and a basket of chaff under the window. The gun fell into the chaff, which buried the gun. Windows need chaff as cannon, walls need chaff as cannon, and walls need cannon. If we don't give in, the chaff won't get rid of the gun, and the gun won't get on the window or the wall.
16. Baiguoshu I passed by my uncle's house and saw Baiguoshu in front of my aunt's house. There were hundreds of white pigeons standing on the Baiguoshu, so I picked a hundred big white stones and beat them up.
17. Good boy Zhang Jia has a Xiaoying and Wang Jia has a small pillar. Xiaoying of the Zhang family dresses and washes socks, sweeps the floor and cleans the table every day. She finds a wallet on the pillar of the Wang family and returns it to her aunt in the backyard. Xiaoying and Zhu Xiao, they are all good children.
18. There are two red flowers, two yellow flowers in red, yellow flowers in red, red flowers in red, red flowers in red and yellow flowers in red.
19. Leather shoes, leather shoes, leather shoes, leather shoes, leather shoes, leather shoes, leather shoes.
20. Cat nose white cat black nose, black cat white nose; The black cat's white nose broke the white cat's black nose, and the white cat's black nose was broken, and the chaff shell was peeled off to make up the nose; A black cat's white nose won't be broken, and it won't be mended without chafing.
2 1. Sheep and Wolf A little goat came to the east and a big wolf came to the west. They walked to the bridge together. The little goat doesn't let the big bad wolf, the big bad wolf doesn't let the little goat, the little goat calls the big bad wolf to let the little goat, the big bad wolf calls the little goat to let the big bad wolf, the sheep doesn't let the wolf, the wolf doesn't let the sheep, and plops into the middle of the river.
22. jars and bottles put a jar on the table. There is a bottle in the pot. Bang, bang, bang, bang. I don't know whether the bottle touches the pot or the pot touches the bottle.
23. Lotus and Toad One big pink lotus, one live toad, eight big pink lotus and eight live toads.
24. Draw a lion There is a good boy, take photos and draw paper, and come to Shiyuanyuan to learn to draw a stone lion. Draw a stone lion once a day and ten times in ten days. Draw a stone lion every time, a stone lion every day, and a dead lion becomes a living lion.
25. Xiaohua Mall Xiaohua Mall loves painting. First, he drew a wintersweet tree, and then drew a trumpet. With wintersweet, he played the trumpet and went home to see his mother, who smiled.
26. To build a house, pick up a pebble, draw a Fang Gezi on the ground, draw a grid to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, draw a small square grid to build a small house, the house upstairs is distributed to pigeons, and the house downstairs is distributed to rabbits.
27. Mao Mao and the cat Mao Mao have a red hat, and the cat has gray hair. Mao Mao wants the cat's gray hair, the cat wants Mao Mao's red hat, Mao Mao gives the cat a red hat, and the cat gives Mao Mao some gray hair.
28. Put beans and black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels, black beans in black barrels. I don't know whether black beans are put in black barrels or black beans are put in black barrels.
29. A lame man came to the north with a bundle of nails on his back. A lame man came from the south, carrying a basket of eggplant. The lame man with a nail on his back hit the lame man with an eggplant on his back. A lame man with an eggplant on his back.
There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.
3 1. Melons bloom like horns, and dolls love flowers without pinching them. Guateng blossoms, melon flowers bear flowers, and without flowers, there is no melon. Eating melons loves flowers, and dolls love flowers and melons.
32. My mother scolded my mother for growing hemp. I went to release my horse, and it got numb. My mother scolded the horse.
33. Uncle Baijia has an uncle in Baijia, North Poor Slope. There are 188 white geese at home, 188 ginkgo trees planted at the door, and 188 myna live in the trees. Starling is eating ginkgo on the ginkgo tree, and the white goose shouts angrily: I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
34. A hammer is faster in the east and a hammer is faster in the west. The two men came to the furnace to compete. I wonder if the hammer is faster than the hammer? Or is the hammer faster than the hammer?
35. There is a nest in the tree and a pot under the tree. The nest fell down and hit the pot. The nest and the pot are broken. Pot has to pay for pot, pot has to pay for pot. I've been busy for a long time I don't know whether to pay for the pot or the pot.
36. The dragon in Qinglong Cave dreams, and the dragon dreams out of the dragon cave, which has been a dream for thousands of years. Longdong is trapped in a deep cave. Since the arrival of New Gong Yu, Gong Yu poked the Qinglong Cave, and the dragon gushed out of the Qinglong Cave, and went to work as an agricultural worker in the farmland.
37. There are many fruits, and my brother, sit down and share the fruits. Give more to your brother, give more to your brother. Everyone said they wanted to be smaller, and grandma was very happy.
38. Kittens and kittens are holding flower cats. The flower cat caught the kitten with its claws. The kitten patted the flower cat with her hand. The cat scratched the kitten, the kitten hurt the cat, the kitten cried, the cat barked, the kitten let the cat go, and the cat ran away from the kitten.
39. Planting Winter Melon Dong Jia, Tong and Dong, the same kind of winter melon, know that Dong Jia's winter melon is big, come to Dong Jia to learn to plant winter melon. Dongmen Dong's family can grow wax gourd, and you can teach Dongmen Tong's family to grow wax gourd. Both Tong Jia and Dong Gu know how to grow wax gourd, but the wax gourd planted by Tong Jia and Dong Gu is bigger than a bucket.
40. Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu and Uncle Liu borrowed six barrels and six liters of green mung beans. Catch beans after autumn, and then return six uncles, six buckets and six liters of green mung beans.
4 1. vines on high mountains. There are two bells hanging from the vines on the high mountain. When the wind blows, the rattan bells move, and when the wind stops, the rattan bells stop.
42. The calf paid for the gas. The calf went to play ball after school and kicked down a bottle of oil from Lao Liu. The calf went home to get the oil, apologized to Lao Liu and paid for the oil. Lao Liu didn't want the calf to return the oil, but the calf insisted on returning the oil to Lao Liu. Liu praised the calf and shook his head. Do you think Lao Liu told the calf to return the oil?
43. Plant trees, provide for the elderly, plant trees with a hoe, and leave home. Fog covers the canyon all over the sky, and fog is like ashes all over the road. Pay attention to it and call it. Gu Gu was carrying a hoe and a tree, planting trees in the fog.
44. The pole and bench are wide and long, and the bench is wider and longer than the pole. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole be tied to the bench.
45. There is a basket in South-South. South-South has a basket. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.
46. Birds and Cats There is a bird in the tree and a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wants to bite the bird in the tree, and the bird in the tree wants to peck the cat's hair.
47. Jiang, the city wall, Yang and Yang built a pile of walls of Jiang's family. Yang's family raised a sheep, Yangjia Sheep, which ran into the wall of Jiang's family and killed it. The Chiang family wants the Yang family to pay for the wall, and the Yang family wants the Chiang family to pay for the sheep.
48. Put the sunflower and castor fat baby in a small basket and come to the garden to collect the sunflower; Xiaohua put it in the basket and went to the garden to pick castor. The sunflower planted by the fat baby is big, and the castor bean planted by the small flower is dense. Xiaohua went to help the fat baby pick sunflowers, and the fat baby went to help Xiaohua collect castor beans. Obana's chubby baby received sunflowers and castor as gifts for the country.
49. Four old men, Guo Laobo, Luo Laobo, Bi Laobo, Bai Laobo and Guo Bibo, bought water chestnuts in the north of the city and were stripped of them. The water chestnut poked four old people in the feet.
50. I have a dog. I have a dog. I don't know whether it's Tuo Dou the dog or dragging the dog.
5 1. The crow said that the black crow stood on the ridge of the black pig and said that the black pig was black, and the black pig said that the crow was darker than the black pig. The crow said it was darker than the black pig and its mouth was not black. Black pig gnome male-"laughed.
52. Niu Niu and Niu Niu want to eat willow trees by the river. Niu Niu wants to protect willow trees and drive cattle. Niu Niu turns to look at Niu Niu, and Niu Niu twists even harder. Niu Niu tries to push Niu Niu, and Niu Niu picks up small stones, which makes Niu Niu turn away.
53. Embryo Cat chased flowers and birds, Embryo Cat jumped, flowers and birds called, Embryo Cat listened to flowers and birds called, and flowers and birds watched Embryo Cat jump. Embryo Cat jumped up to catch flowers and birds, who were afraid of Embryo Cat and ran away.
54. Sculpture and there is a sculpture on the cat tree. There is a cat on the ground. The cat on the ground wants to take the carving from the tree. The carving on the tree pecked at the cat's hair. Carving scared the cat away and the cat flew away.
55. Two geese by the river, two geese crossing the river together; White geese eat grass and black geese build nests. The north wind blows in winter, and the grass nest is really warm. Live in a grass nest, oh, oh, sing a song.
56. Bearded donkey riding beard Bearded donkey riding beard, chunky jiaozi snail, chunky jiaozi snail, chunky jiaozi bearded donkey, chunky jiaozi snail, chunky jiaozi beard, chunky jiaozi beard, chunky jiaozi beard and chunky jiaozi beard.
57. Four children from the Commercial City of China went to the fruit market with four small baskets. I bought 10 little persimmon for 44 cents. Four children walked out of the fruit market and picked up forty pebbles. Eat persimmons at home and play with stones after eating persimmons.
58. Fish farming The Grand Canal raises big fish instead of small fish, and the small canal raises small fish instead of big fish. It rained day by day, and it rained all day. Large canal water flows into small canal, and small canal water flows into large canal. There are small fish in the grand canal, but there are no big fish in the small canal.
59. There is a white cat in the White Cat and Black Cat Temple and a black cat outside the temple. The white cat in the temple called the black cat outside the temple a greedy cat, and the black cat outside the temple called the white cat in the temple a lazy cat.
60. Hang two pairs of birds upside down on the bird beam and two pairs of birds upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.
6 1. Eat oranges, peel oranges, throw orange peel into the dustbin, don't eat oranges, peel oranges and throw orange peel into the dustbin.
62. Look at these peas. Little Niu Niu went for a ride. She looked at the peas beside the cow's head ditch and suddenly heard the cows shouting in front of the ditch. Niu Niu is afraid that Niu Niu will step on peas and hug Niu Niu tightly.
63. On the way, Xiao Wang's ginger knocked over Lao Yang's jar, and Lao Yang's jar knocked over Xiao Wang's ginger. Xiao Wang put down the ginger to help Lao Yang pack the jar, and Lao Yang put down the jar to help Xiao Wang pack the ginger.
64. Is it a lamp or a starry sky? The ground is full of mountain lanterns, and the sky is full of stars. Mountain lanterns and stars are connected together. Stars reflect light, and light reflects stars. You can't tell whether it's light or stars.
65. Lili and her brother came to Lili's home. My brother asked Lili out to play games. Lily and her brother can't decide whether to play games or toys.
66. Beijing, Tianjin, Tianjin and Beijing, Tianjin and Beijing. One is the front nasal sound and the other is the back nasal sound. If you can't tell, please listen carefully.
67. Fat pigs and rabbits Xiao Su should feed pigs, while Lao Lu should raise rabbits. Lao Lu can raise pigs and Xiao Su can raise rabbits. Lao Lu taught Xiao Su to feed pigs, and Xiao Su taught Lao Lu to raise rabbits. Rabbits are as fat as pigs. Fat pigs and rabbits can't be caged in hospitals.
68. There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth and a stopper in the bottle mouth. The sun in the sky is not a stone, the stone in the ground is not the sun, the tongue in the mouth is not a stopper, and the stopper in the bottle is not a tongue.
69. Dog and Monkey A dog walked across the east side of the bridge and a monkey walked across the west side of the bridge. When they reached the bridge, they met and hurried back to each other. The monkey looks back at the dog and the dog looks back at the monkey. Are monkeys afraid of dogs or dogs afraid of monkeys?
70. Artificial God? God made man? Ningning Chengcheng went to see Guanyin. Ning Ning said it was an artificial god, Cheng Cheng said that God created man, Ning Ning said it was not satisfied with Cheng Cheng, and Cheng Cheng said it was not satisfied with Ning Ning. Let's ask Aunt Gao whether God made man or man-made god.
7 1. Comb a beard Suzhou has a beard, and Huzhou has a beard comb. Hu bought an axe as a comb, and Sue bought a comb to comb her beard.
72. There are forty-four astringent persimmons and forty-four stone lions on the tree, and forty-four stone lions are squatting under the tree; Forty-four stone lions under the tree will eat forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree; Astringent persimmons prevent stone lions from eating astringent persimmons; Shishi insists on eating astringent persimmons.
73. There is a white temple on Baimao Mountain. There is a white cat on the ground. The white-haired old man dropped a white hat, and the white cat ran into a white temple with the white hat in its mouth.
74. Grab the Gecko. Li Hu, grab the Gecko. This is to catch tigers. Li Hu walked around the house. Gecko dare not bite Li Hu, Li Hu can't catch Gecko.
75. Plow pears and plows, and eat pears when you are thirsty. The pear fell to the ground and was covered with mud. Don't throw the pears away, just wash the mud off.
76. Learn to pinch pears. There is a pear in the pear tray and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to knead pears with mud, and watched pears knead mud with their hands. Compared with each other, real pears and fake pears are inseparable.
77. Sanniang looking for goats Sanniang put three goats on the mountain, three goats climbed over the ridge, and Sanniang climbed over the ridge to find three goats. Three goats were hiding by the fir tree, and Sanniang found three goats.
78. There are four Yang in the southeast and northwest: Xingyang in the east, Xianyang in the west, Hengyang in the south, Fenyang in the north, Xingyang, Xianyang, Hengyang and Fenyang in the southeast and northwest, and the pronunciation cannot be changed.
79. Stick the trousers with a piece of coarse cloth, a pair of coarse cloth trousers, the trousers of my brother's family, and the flying needle is made by myself. Coarse cloth pants plus coarse cloth, coarse cloth pants bold homespun, brother wears coarse cloth pants, remember that hard work is simple.
80.buy food. Xiao Ai and Dai Xiao go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave Dai Xiao a catty of food, while Dai Xiao had twice as much food as Xiao Ai. Dai Xiao gave Xiao Yi a catty of food, and Xiao Yi and Dai Xiao had as much food as usual.
8 1. A man is here, and a man has a bottle. There is a man with a basin over there. The bottle broke the basin, and the basin broke the bottle. Sell bottles and buy pots for compensation, sell pots and buy bottles for compensation. You can't lose the pot for the bottle, nor can the pot lose the bottle.
82. Distinguish Jinjing Xiaojin from Beijing to see the scenery, Xiaojin went to Tianjin to buy a scarf, see the scenery, use his eyes and bring a telescope. Buy a scarf and bring cash. When you arrive in Tianjin, go to the store, buy a scarf, use cash, see the scenery and use your eyes. Towels, gold, eyes and scenery should be distinguished.
83. The frog croaked. What you see in the watermelon field is watermelon. Watermelon praises frog's back, and frog praises watermelon's growth.
84. Grandpa Ma picked a hemp fork and walked to Ma Popo's door. Ma Popo's twisted dogs bit Grandpa Ma's fork. Ma Popo brought hemp needles and ropes to fill Grandpa Ma's hemp fork.
85. The moon goes with the moon, so do I. I carry a bamboo basket for the moon. There are peas in the bamboo basket. Give them to the little monkey on the moon. Little monkeys eat peas.
86. Draw a gourd with a brush. Gourd is really confused. Confusion is not a gourd. If you want to draw a gourd, Hu Tu will never be confused. Draw a big gourd.
87. Eat water chestnut with belt mud. Wash off the mud on the water chestnut skin, peel off the skin outside the water chestnut, and Xiaoli, Xiaoyi and Xiaoqi enjoy eating the water chestnut.
88. Climb the mountain on the third day; Go up and down the mountain, down the mountain; Climbed the mountain three times, ran three miles, broke out in a sweat and got three shirts wet. The third mountain shouted: it's only three feet away from the sky!
89. Dead Lions I said four stone lions and you said ten paper lions. The paper lion is a dead lion, and the stone lion can't tear it. If you want to make these words clear, read forty stones and tear them to death.
90. Count the tigers on the mountain, the deer in the forest, the pigs on the roadside, the rabbits in the grass and the mice. Count, one, two, three, four, five, tigers, deer, pigs, rabbits and mice.
9 1. Bald girl A bald girl came from the south with a broken basket on her arm. There are piles of sheep bones in it. She reached for the bone and put it in her mouth to chew. There was a broken brick on the ground, which tripped the bald girl and scattered sheep bones all over the floor.
92. The oil cylinder contacts the bean basket, beans are mixed with oil, and the oil cylinder is mixed with the basket. Beans have to pay oil, and oil has to pay oil; Cylinder should be compensated by basket, and basket should be compensated by basket. There is a jar of oil on the wall and a basket of beans under the wall. When the ping-pong rings, the jar touches the bean basket.
93. Ginkgo biloba I walk in front of the White House. There is a ginkgo tree in front of the White House, with ginkgo fruit on it and a white starling resting on it.
94. A little flower drum with a tiger on it. Mother patched it with a cloth. Is it cloth to mend drums or cloth to mend tigers?
95. There are dried bamboo shoots in the spot bamboo forest and dried corn in the corn forest. The three tigers of Pan family walked into the Baogu forest, broke off a load of dried Baogu, went home and passed by the bamboo forest, and changed three dried bamboos.
Interesting tongue twister
1, rush to find three tools, such as three cups. When you knock the first one, ask your partner to say "forget", knock the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water". To put it mildly, test your partner's reaction speed, and then knock the first one again and again. If your partner says "forget, forget, forget, forget, forget",
Lao Luo pulled a cart full of pears and Lao Li pulled a cart full of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.
3. When Lao Qi was selling fish, he happened to meet Lao Lv leading a donkey. Lao Qi wants to use Lao Lu's donkey to transport fish. Lao Lu said, if Lao Qi wants to transport fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish. If he doesn't give me fish, he won't use my donkey to transport fish. They are both late.
4. Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.
5. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.
6. The mouse meets the tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger, the tiger can't bite the mouse, and the mouse hides from the tiger.
7. There are 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law, and 88 myna will spend the night on the 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law forbid eighty-eight mynahs to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sends eighty-eight golden bow and silver bullets to shoot eighty-eight mynahs, and eighty-eight mynahs are not allowed to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos before eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law
8. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.
9. In the south, his big uncle's big dog with tail and ears came, and in the north, his second uncle's big dog with tail and ears came. His big uncle's big dog bit his second uncle's big dog. His second uncle's tail-ear dog also bit his uncle's tail-ear dog. I don't know if his big uncle's tail ear big dog bit his second uncle's tail ear two dog first. Or his second uncle's tail-ear dog, who bit his uncle's tail-ear dog first.
10, grandma annoys grandma, grandma annoys grandma. Grandma is angry with grandma, but grandma is not angry with grandma.
1 1, my brother's name is Lulu and my brother's name is Zhu Zhu. Land and pillars, go shopping to buy vinegar. Lu Lu badminton said it was acetic acid, Lielie said vinegar was bitter, and the two brothers chased the road, getting their clothes and pants wet and spitting acid.
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