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English translation:

Who is this man?

Whose man is this? (Original intention: Who is this person? )

How are you?

Why are you? (Original intention: How are you recently? )

How old are you?

Why is it always you? (Original intention: How old are you? )

In class, when papers were handed out before the exam, a girl took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it!" " !

A boy next to me didn't get the test paper. He shouted, It's mine, it's mine!

I wish you happiness.