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Suggest that I like your short sentences.

1, you are like petals covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

2. Please don't use a ruler or a bucket. I sincerely wish. Please feel the future with your heart. No matter where you are, my blessing will go with you!

There is water beyond the mountain, and there is an open road beyond the water. People can forget, but I refuse to give up. I would rather let the mountain fall, let it be rugged and let people go.

4. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.

If you are a lamp, I will make a telephone pole, so that I can lift you to a height that others can't touch, and you only illuminate the road under my feet. Then we can be together day and night and make a group of happy street lamps.

6, in the vast sea of people, there are you and me, walking around, the two of us come together, still sweet, this is good luck, but also our hearts are connected, baby, let's stick to happiness and be happy forever!

7. I am afraid that my heart is small, but it contains a very big world; The world has left a beautiful image of you, and the world can predict your success. On that day, I will prepare flowers for you.

8. Sorry, I accidentally sent the words "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If you refuse, please send it back to me. I like the simple expectation in life, a steady and slow growth, the color after years of rinsing, and the songs I haven't sung. I prefer to be friends with this person who reads short messages for life!

9. I said I didn't speak for me, and I didn't speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

10, what will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless thoughts for you and my constant love for you.

1 1, without you, my sky is missing a color; Without you, my world is full of thoughts.

12, if you want to see me, I will see you anyway.

13, I am the wind chime in front of your window, which has messed up my life's troubles; I am a pawn in your hand, which has affected the early feelings; No regrets, as long as I can rely on you, I am willing to be good or bad.

14, no regrets, what is companionship and what is peace of mind, you are the answer.

15, I love you forever.

May our friendship be as beautiful as spring, as hot as summer, as bright as autumn, as white as winter, as pure and lasting as the four seasons!

17, is there such a person who can make me happy and carefree?

18, big apple with red flowers and green leaves, I miss you until I see you. You are a lamp in my past life, illuminating the rest of my life.

19, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

20. I would like to be your warmest harbor.

2 1 500 years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I watched you chopping wood at the window. Please don't blame me for not telling you at that time, because there was no text message.

22. In fact, I am the most beautiful when I am single, because I always want to wait until that person appears, and I don't know when that person will appear, so I must always be beautiful. On the contrary, falling in love is getting ugly and stupid.

23. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day!

24. Being with you is ordinary and romantic.

25. Do you know that I hate you because you make me like you?

26. Every giving up must be a sublimation, otherwise don't give up; Every choice must be a sublimation, otherwise don't choose.

27. It is true that I once loved you; It's true that I still love you. Let's hold hands and integrate this love into eternity-eternal love means your existence!

Inadvertently, you stole my heart. Broken me, only miss you, miss you! Give me your heart back, will you?

29. Snowflakes are well-made popcorn in winter and have a warm taste. The starlight in winter is romantic and beautiful, with a sweet taste. Greetings are movie tickets invited in winter. I hope you will give me a chance to report that I love you.

30. I am an extremely lazy person, but suddenly I have an impulse to see you.

3 1, although I am not handsome, but considerate and gentle is my sincere love, please don't take it amiss; I'm just honest, caring and caring is my proper love, please accept my love.

32. I miss you day and night; Miss you in the fog of Yun Qi; I miss you before and after the moon; Miss your heart; Miss you in this life and the next!

33. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

34. How many times have you been in my dream? How many times have I called you from my heart alone? I just want to hold your hand and walk the road of life. How great love is! Get married!

35. The loss of many people is contrary to their boyhood wishes. I think I'm mature, I think I'm sophisticated, I think I'm smart, I used to be so naive, I finally see through it and want to wear it. As a result, we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

36. Even the smallest hut has enough space for a couple.

You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

38. The seeds of friendship are deeply buried in our hearts. When spring comes, they will sprout and bloom flowers that belong to you and me.

39. As soon as you pout, I am deeply infatuated with you; As soon as your little hand shook, I ran to you desperately; When you shout, my heart has no direction. Dear, you are my favorite, forever yearning.

40. Don't think that without you, I will stop loving. Don't think that I have nowhere to go without your world.

4 1, my whole life, just to kiss you.

42. In your days, we were in the same boat, so we rowed fast and the shore was clear.

43. I like pure expectation in life, I like steady and slow growth, I like the color after years of rinsing, I like songs that I have never sung, and I prefer to be friends with this person who reads short messages for life!

44. You are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

45. Do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

46, a gentle greeting, don't want to bother you, just want to know that you are all right! May every mobile phone call bring you luck and happiness, and may every short message bring you happiness and warmth! People who miss you!

47. I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

48. You asked me if I regretted meeting you. Actually, I want to say that I regret not meeting you I love earlier.

49. Now when I wake up every day, all I see on my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ...

Since I met you on the road, my life has become colorful. You are the only one for me, and I will accompany you all my life. No matter how hard life is, we will be together forever.

5 1, one world, one blue sky, breathing the same air. Colorless, tasteless, transparent, but full of your breath everywhere. Thought of here, even every breath, is particularly sweet.

52. Dear: I miss you so much! I hope I can meet you at the speed of light in one second, kiss you and then go back to the boring office.

53. I thought misty rain was just for love, so it could keep raining.

54. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

55. "Say love, sing love, write love, send love, send love." Love only belongs to you,1February 12, the day of love, dear, I love! Honey. Love you, do you feel it? Have a good time.

56. I will be your reader, savoring the gentle temperament reflected in every word and sentence.

57. If I don't like you, who do you think will pay attention to you all day?

58. When the first morning light shines on the world, my love will come to you, remember! My love is always by your side!

59. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

60. What else do you want? What are you hesitating about? 0 1 has arrived. Don't be picky, just grab someone who is as persistent as me and vows to be good to you! Love me quickly! Time is pressing!

6 1, take care of everyone's feelings, you are doomed to feel bad. Excessive consideration of other people's feelings is actually a kind of disapproval of yourself.

62. Miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife!

63. Love is a line that is constantly cut by time, which can lengthen love infinitely. Love is a line that is not chaotic in distance and can be stretched in language. Please give us a red line of love, and we will be together forever.

64. I am the morning and you are the dew. Without you, the morning is gloomy! I am rice, and you are a porcelain bowl. Without you, there is no place to eat! Dear, you are my left atrium. With you, my life is wonderful!

65. I miss you flying like a song; Miss you like a river, flowing; Miss you like a cloud; Floating; I think you are a kiss, and it feels very comfortable. Miss you is not frozen, miss you forever.

66. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

67. I love you I don't need to hold your hand and pretend to be happy. I will watch silently behind you. I love you without gorgeous words, and I will try to continue your happy laughter; I love you, I don't need to be with you all the time to care about you, you have your sky, you have your storm, you cry, I will hand you a paper towel to tell you that there is still me in this world; You are tired, I have your shoulders to lean on, and I am integrated into this life with you.

You are in my hand, Bao.

69. From strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to self-knowledge, time has created sincerity, which has quietly narrowed the distance between our hearts. In your life, maybe I am not the most wonderful, but you are the most unforgettable in my life!

70. Youth is not sad, but it is so bleak by us.

7 1, let me love you, bottomless.

72. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far away but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.

73. Sadness is negligible, and happiness is cumulative. In the days when the future approaches infinity, my blessing to you is derivable and greater than zero, and I am willing to give you the greatest compound function of happiness forever.

74. I met you in the vast sea of people. From then on, I know what is the beauty of life. Whether it is fate or not, I am willing to accept it. May you be happy!

75. Born but not born, born and old; You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early. You gave birth to me before I was born, and I was old when I gave birth to you; Hate is not born at the same time. Hello every day. I was born before you, and you were born when I was old; I am far away from you, and you are far away from me. I was born before you, and you were born when I was old; Become a butterfly, look for flowers every night and live in the grass.

76. The moonlight is like water, and the sky is full of stars. I am very emotional about you, and your smile is pure; Your tears are crystal clear, and I love you forever. With you, the world will always clear up, and the road of life will follow you!

77. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I am obsessed with your love, and I love the meat you love with all my heart.

There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

79. Good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, and good fate is eternal!

80. Every youth will grow old, but you are still my first touch.