Excerpted from a good joke by The Journey to the West.

Ask Zen Guan, ask countless questions, and often end up getting old. How many years have you been fascinated by grinding bricks for mirrors and eating snow? Mao swallowed the sea, mustard seeds were full of sumeru, and Jin Toutuo smiled. At the time of enlightenment, there were more than ten places and three times, and four generations and six roads were stagnant. Who wants to hear the sound of spring dawn in Du Yuli in front of the cliff and in the shade of the tree? Caoxi road is dangerous, vulture ridge is deep in clouds, so I heard about it. Thousands of feet ice cliff, five leaves open, the ancient temple curtain hanging incense.

At that time, when I saw the origin, I saw the Three Treasures of the Dragon King. (My favorite word)

The color is colorless, empty but not empty, and the static word is like this. Why talk about dreams in dreams?

Useful in use, reactive power useless, if mature natural red, when will Mo Wen cultivate seeds?

The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high.

I would rather love a piece of twisted soil in my hometown than two thousand gold in other countries.

When you meet good friends, you will meet beautiful women. (correct)

Look at nature and go back to your hometown.

Everyone knows every thought in a person's heart. If good and evil are not reported, Gan Kun will have personal interests.

The emperor took turns doing it and came to my house the next year.

Go beyond the three realms and jump out of the five elements.

It's always convenient, and I can't forget your good.

Sweeping the floor may hurt the life of ants, so cherish the moth veil lamp.

Say good words and respond thousands of miles away; If you say something ugly, it will be violated thousands of miles away.

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

Monks do good deeds, such as spring garden grass, but their days are not long;

People who do evil are like grindstones. If they can't see the damage, they will lose money every day.

A duckweed has left the sea and will live somewhere tomorrow (as a person).

If you are a monk, you will have all the reasons; Sex, everything is empty. Great wisdom is idle, not born; The real machine is silent and happy in silence. Three realms are empty and a hundred ends are ruled, six roots are net and a thousand kinds are poor. If it is a firm and sincere perception, we must know the heart: if the heart is clean, it is solitary and bright, if it exists, it is bright everywhere. Truth owes nothing, does not hesitate, and can be seen before death; There's always something wrong with hallucinations, so what do you want? Meditation is the origin of meditation; Giving kindness is the foundation of practice. If you are all thumbs, you still know that everything is inaction; If you are good at planning, you must keep your head down. But if you can't do it wholeheartedly, you can do it yourself; If the cloud picks yin to replenish yang, it is a fallacy and a function word to live longer. As long as the fate of dust is always abandoned, it is empty to look for something. Plain and pure, with little desire for love, I naturally enjoy a long life.

At the door of silence, you must recognize sex, you don't know where that personality will die! Meditation is all blind practice. As the saying goes, sit, sit, sit, your ass is broken! Boiling with fire is a disaster. I didn't even know I was an immortal, and my bones were strong and beautiful; He who reaches the Tao is the most spiritual God. Take a gourd ladle to visit friends in the mountains and collect all kinds of medicines to help others. Pick a fairy flower cap and fold the incense. Pat songs, dance, sleep. Explain Tao and law, and promote orthodox religion on the road of the emperor's father; Water supply, in addition to the evil spirit of the world. Seize the beauty of heaven and earth and adopt the essence of the sun and the moon. Transport yin and yang and Dan knot, according to fire and water and tire coagulation. Twenty-eight yin disappears, if it is embarrassing; Three, nine, the sun is long, like a ghost. Take medicine from time to time, raise nine, and practice Dan Cheng instead. Opposite qingluan, zifu; Ride a white crane to Jing Yao. Take part in the splendor of the sky to show the wonderful way of hospitality. Compared with your meditation and dharma, you are silent, nirvana, smelly shell, and do not get rid of dust! There is no top grade among the three religions, only Taoism in ancient times!