15 high-quality jokes, which one is not funny, I will give you money.

15 high-quality jokes, give two examples:

1, a couple quarreled, and the man and the woman couldn't win, so they just lay in bed and didn't move. The woman asked, "What are you doing in bed"? The man replied, "dead"! The woman asked again, "Why are your eyes still open when you are dead?" ? Die unsatisfied! The man replied, and the woman asked, "Why are you still breathing?" ? The man said, "I can't swallow this tone"!

2. A buddy went to buy a burrito and said to the boss, roll me one, no onions, more meat, put, put, put, put, put, put ... The boss looked up at him and said, I'll roll the donkey for you next door.

Ps: Not funny. I really pay. . Forgive my indulgence. Smile higher.