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The joke of network borrowing life.
Kongming felt that his birthday was over, so he borrowed a thousand pieces of silver from his lover Wen Changshang to pray for his birthday.
Wen Chang walked into the tent, looked at it and said, if the Prime Minister is a magical power, please give him an extension. How can he fulfill his promise to heaven?
Kong Ming said: I have been smart all my life. I borrowed an arrow from a straw boat, Dongfeng and Jingzhou, and never returned it.
Wen Chang heard a gust of wind and accidentally kicked over the main light. Kongming was killed in Wuzhangyuan.
I borrowed everything, but I never returned it ... I can understand why Wen Chang accidentally kicked over the seven-star lamp used by Kong Ming to extend his life. Wen Chang: Fuck! Tell you to get your life back)
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