1000 jokes make your girlfriend happy

1. On that dark night, you turned into a messenger of justice in the dark and walked majestically on the deserted street. Suddenly, you turn around sideways, pull out a heavy hammer and knock hard, shouting at the sky: Dry, be careful of candles! 2. "In order to protect the global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message in large face value RMB and send it to me. Thank you! " 3. Donor: Hello! We are the Tibetan Buddhist Committee. When you received this message, we deducted the donation from 50 yuan from your mobile phone bill. In order to thank you, this bureau grants you the highest legal number-mental retardation. 4. Wukong, you clean the glass; Friar Sand, mop the floor. Bajie, Master knows your situation very well. After careful consideration, I decided to give you a chance to show it-after reading this message, go and clean the girls' toilet! Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fire leaves. You chase me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.