If you don’t know how to chat or understand humor, how can you practice it?

In fact, it’s not difficult. You can do the following, follow me, and read funny jokes every day!

1. A collection of funny homework embarrassments. My son’s teacher was also LZ’s teacher. My son came home crying today. He felt aggrieved. I asked him what was going on, and he said that the teacher asked him: Why didn't you bring your homework today? The son replied: I forgot about home. The teacher yelled: This is how your father lied to me 25 years ago, get out. Me: ...

2. Tiantianxiaoxiao.com, when I was a child, I always secretly tightened the water bottle used by my female classmate at the same table, because no matter how much we fought in the cold war, we would definitely be in trouble in the end. She took the initiative to talk to me. After all, she was the only one I knew best among the boys. .

3. A classic funny meal joke. This morning when eating, a colleague’s bag on his pants was torn and 20 yuan fell out. A colleague behind him saw it and immediately stepped on it and pretended to tie his shoelaces. . . Who knew that the colleague turned around and said: Can you fasten it? The colleague who picked up the money said, what's wrong? A colleague who lost money said: You stepped on my money!

4. The leader has been in a bad mood recently and has always been in meetings. This morning at the meeting, he started repeating his various plans endlessly. A colleague couldn't stand it anymore and said in a depressed tone: " Leader, I have been brainwashed, you succeeded." The colleague next to me, a first-rate and second-rate colleague, immediately responded: "Yes, if I wash him again, he will have cerebral palsy."

5. I licked my son last night. The yogurt was spilled on the table. Unexpectedly, this guy became anxious, cried and shouted, climbed on me, opened my mouth, stuck out his tongue and licked my mouth, and then gave up. Seeing the snot and tears on this guy's face, I was shocked. I have seen stingy people, but I have never seen stingy people go crazy! !

6. Today the company leader called our department: Is XX here? I said: Here it is. Leader: Let him come to my office. I said: OK. After hanging up the phone, I realized that I didn’t know which leader was calling! Awkward!

7. I just saw a girl say that she found a photo of her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend in a small compartment of her boyfriend’s wallet, but she didn’t feel unhappy at all. Because the girl had just put the photo in front of her boyfriend, and before she could ask any questions, the boyfriend said in horror, "Fuck! This bitch actually hid the photo in there." , then grabbed the photo and tore it into pieces like crazy.

8. When I was in school, I never dared to write love letters to the girls I liked because my handwriting was ugly. After many years after graduation, we got together by chance and talked about this matter. She said that she didn’t care at all whether my handwriting was ugly or not, but that she cared that I was ugly...