A light copy of a joke.

1. My cell phone is ringing. Mom picked it up-Tong Yuan, shouting: Come and answer the phone, there is a monk looking for you!

Others are holding hands, and I am holding my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after the holiday, you can't recognize me as fat! It is said that marriage is the grave of love. It was bad enough. What's even sadder is that mistress is coming to rob the tomb!

5. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "father loves like a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

6. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. Take "otaku" as an example. If you want to be an otaku, you must at least afford a house first!

7. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point, first because I don't know the way at all, and second, to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

7. If you don't study for a day, no one can say for sure. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs. 0

9. Slowly, you will find that those hurdles that you can't get through are actually not big hurdles, just because your legs are short!

1 If something is destined to happen, sleeping for a week will still happen. If some people are destined to appear, you will still meet them when you turn around.

1 1. The ideal holiday life is to take a nap in the morning, in the middle, in the afternoon and at midnight.

12. I practiced reversing into the warehouse two days ago. I can't even get in by turning left and right. Finally, the coach said, "Come on, get off! Let's go in! "

13. You add me. You don't talk to me, you don't like me, you don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

14. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night, so I lay in bed and didn't dare to move. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

15. Some people are eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot, but I won't. I always eat with a pot in my arms.

15. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? Because there is an appointment for retouching on Girls' Day, time is money.

17. How do you describe your cooking? This is a nice kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first, and the spoon was still beside it!

18. Boys generally say that you are ugly, which means that you are ok, and that you are beautiful, which means that you are really beautiful. Because ugly people won't talk to you, girls, do you understand?

19. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line. Men's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth. 2 1. The child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father? Mom said: Mom was blind before she married your dad! The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said: all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes!

22. In the matter of getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.

23. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

24. For the rest of my life, I will be thin, rich and beautiful.