The other person is slow to reply to the message, so I want to talk about him in a humorous way. What should I say?

1, alas, I fell asleep when you replied to a message, and my sweet passion was exhausted by your indifference.

2, the hardware can't keep up, but the software is still very strong, and it is online and leveraged!

Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

It must be my network card. It took me a long time to receive your letter.

The flowers I have been waiting for have withered.

6. Your mobile phone is finally connected to the Internet. 7. Your Internet speed is as slow as a snail.

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Humor is also classified, and different humor will give people different impressions and have different influences on others:

1, friendly humor

It refers to sharing and discovering interesting things in daily life, entertaining others and improving interpersonal relationships, aiming at creating intimacy and happiness. This usually happens when two people are familiar with each other, and they increase their affinity by exchanging some interesting things in life, such as telling jokes to make people happy and telling stories about small animals.

2. Self-improvement and humor

Also known as self-improvement humor, it refers to the use of humor to alleviate difficulties and embarrassment, similar to pleasure in suffering. This kind of humor can make people realize their own shortcomings and defects, accept them, or look at the world with a game mentality. Zheng Li believes that this kind of humor helps to maintain a peaceful mind, reduce negative emotions, improve positive emotions and enhance the tolerance for setbacks.

3. Ridiculous humor

Spitting and mocking at individuals, such as making fun of other people's shortcomings. This situation is mostly used for performance, and humor is used for the pursuit of comedy effect. Zheng Li suggested that unless two people are very close on weekdays or are used to the "black-and-white" mode, try not to use this form of humor.

If it is not handled properly, the mocked object may think that he has been attacked and is not respected. , thus causing unnecessary disputes.

4. Self-deprecating humor

That is, laugh at yourself for fun. Advanced self-mockery can reflect a person's life wisdom, language innovation ability and humility. Self-mockery usually appears when others question and deny it. The self-mocker will wisely lower his posture, resolve the embarrassment and even make others laugh.