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Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [Answer] If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? [Answer] Heaven occupies a position. The farmer has raised 65,438+00 cows. Why is there only 19 angle? [Answer] Because a fat rhinoceros girl is ill, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? [Answer] Take care of yourself. Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. Question: What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Reason: Parallel lines don't intersect (banana) Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser reason: Eraser question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. Question: What is the pencil's surname? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn). Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea). Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 reasons for working hard: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Never stop. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence). Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Speak of the devil. Question: Who is the mother of rice? Answer: peanut question: what is white plus white? Answer: equal to the white rabbit. Reason: Xiao Bai Er asked: 30-50 which number is worse than the bear's shit! Answer: 40 reasons: Facts speak louder than words. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Question: What should I do if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong's reason: He also teases funny idiots-what's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: It's been a year since I saw your new dog, and I'm still very excited and funny. -Bobo man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Bobo slapped him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment? Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar. Funny brain teasers-which number is the most diligent? Which number is laziest? Answer: Don't stop doing interesting brain teasers-a bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is a bear. Answer: The mother bear has a funny brain teaser-what keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfall is a funny brain teaser-September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius had a funny brain teaser at the full moon-the wolf is coming (guess)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape