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A short dialogue between two people.

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: With a Trojan horse.

Xiao Bai: Where is it? I didn't see it.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Where is the task manager?

Hacker: It's in your computer.

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer!

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh!

Hacker: Are you afraid? Hey hey!

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. There have been many problems with my computer recently!

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install a firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid!

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses?

Hacker: Right.

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers?

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiaobai: ... Oh! I thought it was because you were black. ...

"hey!"

Hacker: I'm here again!

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean there are only viruses in your computer besides retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh! Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: ... Goodbye!

Hacker: Hi! I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: What do you want?

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month.

Hacker: Go to hell!