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A short dialogue between two people.
Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?
Hacker: With a Trojan horse.
Xiao Bai: Where is it? I didn't see it.
Hacker: Open your task manager.
Xiao Bai: Where is the task manager?
Hacker: It's in your computer.
Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer!
Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.
Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.
Xiao Bai: Oh!
Hacker: Are you afraid? Hey hey!
Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. There have been many problems with my computer recently!
Hacker: ...
Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?
Hacker: You can install a firewall.
Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?
Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid!
Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses?
Hacker: Right.
Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers?
Hacker: General.
Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?
Xiaobai: ... Oh! I thought it was because you were black. ...
"hey!"
Hacker: I'm here again!
Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?
Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.
Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.
Hacker: I mean there are only viruses in your computer besides retarded games.
Xiao Bai: Oh! Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time.
Hacker: ... Goodbye!
Hacker: Hi! I'm coming!
Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?
Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.
Hacker: What is it?
Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?
Hacker: What do you want?
Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month.
Hacker: Go to hell!
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