Classic dialogue of Chu cursing the sea of clouds in meteor shower.

1 Chu Xun Yu: "First, I am very angry now; Second, my name is Chu Xun Yu. Third, if you let me play this boring game again, I will make you really pig heads; Fourth, I am not brain-dead! "

Murong Haiyun: "First of all, your anger is written on your face. Second, hello is just a form of address." Third, this boring game will make you angry. The above three points fully prove that you are an idiot. " Xu Lili: Hey ... Be careful! "

Murong Haiyun: "What do you know? This is called not taking the usual road! " Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me?"

Lisa: "I like you-leave me alone." Shangguan Ruiqian: "Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to get married, don't marry anyone else-let alone me. "

Chu Xun Yu: "The idea of being a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. Want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, Ukrainian suckling pig and pig. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky. You are a stupid pig who will never fly into the blue sky! "

Chu Xun Yu: "I've seen narcissists, never seen you so narcissistic. I tell you, I will never like you as a narcissist in my last life and next life! "

7 Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 1?"

Murong Haiyun: "Yes."

Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 10?"

Murong Haiyun: "Yes." Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a number greater than 1000?"

Murong Haiyun: "Yes." (... until after 65438+ million)

Chu Xun Yu: "Is there a fool more stupid than you?"

Murong Haiyun (subconsciously out of vigilance): "No!" Chu Xun Yu: "Do you mind if I like you only one tenth as much as you like me?"

Murong Haiyun: "If you like me only one tenth of what I like about you, then I will make up the remaining nine tenths."

(Shouting) If you like me only 100% of what I like about you, I will supply you with the remaining 99%! Murong Yunduo (to Murong Haiyun): "When did you buy two mobile phones?"

Murong Haiyun: "When I bought the second one."

Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense!" 10 (opposite paragraph): "Rain nettle, don't you have any distractions?"

Duan (deliberately changing the subject): "Come on, Shangguan, I'll fight you."

Shangguan Ruiqian (Zheng): "I play a single-player game." 1 1 Murong Haiyun: "Why are you still living on this earth?"

Chu Xun Yu: "Because I want to study Tyrannosaurus Rex in this world!" " "

Murong Haiyun: "Do you like me because you want to study me so much?" Murong (to Chu): "You are so beautiful and gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, sometimes you will be upset, but I know that in your heart, it is deep peace. I love you. "

Chu Xun Yu: "Why are you reading this?"

Murong Haiyun: "This is my composition! The name is Xianghai! " 13 Shangguan Ruiqian (indifferent smile): "Eh! In a dramatic scene, the rain nettle dives into the water. "

Ye Shuo (anxious to save Chu): "Then why don't you save her?" . Shangguan Ruiqian (holding Ye Shuo): "Aye aye! Slow down, the sea of clouds has jumped to save her. The beauty of a gentleman, we can't destroy his plan! "

Ye Shuo (pause, ready to save Murong Haiyun): "Haiyun can't swim!"

Shangguan Ruiqian (pulling him back again): "Aye aye! This is the drama! The rain nettle saved the sea of clouds. "

Ye Shuo (with a sigh of relief): "Hey! Scared me to death, can you talk less breathless? " 14 Mr. Murong: "I, Mr. Murong, swear to the earth, the sky, the clouds, the wind and the rainbow of flowers that I only love Chu all my life, and I will let her live happily until her death."

Chu Xun Yu: "I, Chu Xun Yu, swear to the sky, the earth, the wind, the clouds, the rainbow and the flowers that I only love Haiyun in my life. No matter what difficulties I encounter, I will always accompany him until we get old and die. " 15 (Murong passed the exam of Chu State and went to worship God, and Chu State was there. When I saw them, I hid behind a tree.) Shangguan Ruiqian teased Murong Haiyun: "Haiyun worships the gods, just like the Monkey King cursed herself ... By the way, if you win, how are you going to punish her?" Murong Haiyun: "I want to punish her and make her beautiful, just like Zhao Wei in shaolin soccer. Her big head, which looks like Nezha, is dangling in the air with a banana peel. " Chu Xun Yu flew into a rage behind the tree. "Murong Haiyun began to worship the gods ... (omitted in front) and then helped me curse her, cursing that she broke her leg before the exam and failed the exam. ""MuRongYunHai! ! ! ! ! "Chu Xun Yu came out from behind the tree. MuRongHaiYun got a fright. 16 (At this moment, Chu is angrily returning a box of money that Mr. Murong's mother gave to her uncle ...)

Ye Shuo: "How did the rain nettle come? She walks very fast. Something must have happened! " "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "If you don't come well, don't come!" ! I don't know who pissed her off again! "

Murong Haiyun (very confident): "Anyway, this time! Definitely not me! "

(At this time, everyone looks at the end of the log.)

At this time, the rain nettle came over and said, "Haiyun, come here!" " "

(Shangguan clapped his hands at this moment) Murong Haiyun: "How come it's me again?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: Congratulations 17 Duanmu Lei: "In fact, sometimes learning is not rote learning. You see, like this question,' In which country did the Asian financial crisis first break out?' The answer is Thailand. Thailand and the financial crisis, what can you think of? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Thailand?"

Ye Shuo: "Machine?"

Murong Haiyun: "Hair dryer, lighter? ..... Tractor? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Thai Thai Thai Thai Thai Thai thai massage!"

Murong Haiyun: "Yes! Doesn't massage mean massage in Japan? So ... the answer is: Japan! Right? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "..."

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Ye Shuo (turning his back to hold his arm): "It's so cold ~ ~ ~ ~"18 Xiaoyu said to Shangguan Ruiqian: "A person has many girlfriends because he hasn't met someone he really likes."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Someone finally found a beautiful excuse for my playboy." 19 Ye Shuo: "Excuse me, does Miss Chu Xun Yu know where the sea of clouds has gone?"

Chu Xun Yu: "How do I know, aren't you his right-hand man?"

Ye Shuo: "Yes, but I don't know who poisoned me now. Completely out of control. "

Chu Xun Yu: "Then you can design an antivirus software to kill the virus. Aren't you a computer genius? "

Ye Shuo: "Kill, I can't kill this. Now this virus is too big. "

Chu: Duanmu, I'm sorry.

Duanmu: When I saw you kneeling on the ground and crying for the sea of clouds in despair tonight, I knew your last choice.

Chu: Duanmu, I admit, I liked you before. When I lost you, my heart ached. But tonight, when I think that the sea of clouds will leave me forever, my heart is not very painful, but I feel dead. ...