A joke that makes normal people look like idiots.

Dear Lao. My uncle can't write, so he drew a circle. )

I heard that you had a baby. )

I hope you can take good care of it. I still can't write ill sentences, but I drew a circle again. )

Read it out:

Dear old egg. I heard you laid eggs. I hope you can take good care of them.

I keep a diary. Well, I like dancing (I can't write).

It's fun to jump (can't write)

I like dancing (I can't write)

I will dance (can't write) tomorrow.

I won't write, just write.

That's true.

I like jumping off buildings.

It's fun to jump off a building.

I like jumping off buildings.

I'm going to jump off a building tomorrow.

I go to the supermarket to buy people (can I write)

I cut people (who can't write) into pieces and cooked them for my father.

Dad said that people (who can't write) are delicious.

I will eat people tomorrow.

Then I stopped writing and became

I go to the supermarket to buy people.

I cut people into pieces and cooked them for my father.

Dad says people are delicious.

I'll eat tomorrow.

User: Hello, is this Microsoft?

Microsoft: Yes, what can I do for you?

User: Didn't we say black screen? I've been waiting all day. Why isn't it dark?

Microsoft: @ #% $ & @

User: Are you black or not?

Microsoft: .......

User: Say, are you black?

Microsoft: Black. Pirates are black. Are you a pirate?

User: Yes, 100% piracy, absolute piracy.

Microsoft: That shouldn't be. By the way, have you turned on automatic update?

User: Ah, where is it? I looked for it and found it. It's closed

Microsoft: @ # $%&; %$#@$% ...

User: What's the matter? Do you need to open it?

Microsoft: ..........., yes. ...

User: But I don't want to turn on automatic update. By the way, I also turned off that service function Will this hinder the black screen?

Microsoft: ... $&%$ # @ @ ....

User: Say something, are you black or not?

Microsoft: OK, we promise to hack you within 72 hours.

User: 72 hours? ! So inefficient? You are also a Fortune 500 company. You fucked around without the richest man? I want you to hack it at once, or I will sue you!

Microsoft: ... If you want to go black immediately, please press and hold the biggest button on the computer host for 5 seconds, and your computer will go black immediately.

User: The biggest button? Wait a minute, I'll try. Uh ... . . . . . Uh ... . . . . . Aye aye

The national super funny name-

According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, the super funny names in China are:

Jia Tiger (Where is the real tiger? )

Liu Chan (this man was lucky to survive)

Lai (still a man)

Fan Jian (blame his father for taking this name)

Ji Liangcong (Congratulations on turning over)

Fan Tong (I don't know how much waist you have)

Xia (who is not good at scaring "bitch"? )

Zhu Yiqun ("pigsty"? )

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents' imagination)

Pang Guang (or blame his father for taking this name)

Du Qiyan (what a beautiful name! Why does it sound so harsh? )

Wei (still a man)

Jiao Hougen (the kind who can walk away at first sight)

Shen Jingbing (it won't be an intellectual problem, will it)

Du Ziteng (then go to see a doctor)

First: stone (this depends on everyone's reaction. )