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Drinking Order

It is said that a couple held a wedding a few days ago. Because of their prominent family background, there were many guests, including local officials. At the wedding banquet, the host, in order to add to the fun, It is recommended to implement a new wine order. All the guests immediately responded to the call. No matter how much ink a modern person has, who can't tell a few things? But the host requires that the drinking order must be related to himself, which makes it difficult for everyone.

Everyone at the official’s table looked at the official eagerly, but the official said cheerfully: “I’ll go first. The chopsticks are pointed and the plates are round. I’ve been to thousands of restaurants and I’ve eaten There are thousands of restaurants, did I pay a penny? "No!" When everyone heard this, they cheered in unison.

The secretary sat next to the official, and this little problem was not a problem at all. "The pen barrel is sharp and the pen tip is round. I have written tens of thousands of articles and published tens of thousands of articles." Qian, do you have a word of truth? No!"

The leaders took the lead, and the crowd scrambled for the upper hand. A thief who had been in the game was also unambiguous, "The master key is sharp, and the lock of the safe is round. Yuan, I’ve stolen from tens of millions of managers, and I’ve stolen from tens of thousands of officials, but have any of them reported it?”

A rich man thought that the thief was really a trick. "The gold bars are sharp and the gold watches are round. I have contracted tens of millions of projects and thousands of shoddy projects. Has anyone held me accountable? No!"

The Forestry Bureau also came with a smile. One song: "The teeth of the saw are sharp, and the logs are round. I have cut down thousands of trees, and I have sold tens of thousands of lumber. Have I planted a single tree? No!"

Water Conservancy The boss was a little embarrassed, "The rocks are sharp and the waves are round. I have built tens of thousands of dams, and there are thousands of dams that are useless. Are there any steel bars in the dams? No!"

The host found that a respected old professor said nothing, so he encouraged the old professor to also say something. But he refused, so he said, "A is sharp, O is round, the students I have taught have Of the tens of thousands of talented students I have trained, have any of them stayed in China?”

A salesman could no longer keep his composure. Very interested, "I have spiky hair and a round head. I have been to thousands of hair salons and met thousands of girls in hair salons. Is there any one who knows how to shave her head? No!"

The host thought to himself, yours is also called a drinking ceremony, let’s look at mine, “The groom’s fingers are pointed, and the bride’s little mouth is round. I have hosted thousands of weddings, and I have seen brides with Wan Qian, is there any wedding night that hurts? "