Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - How to joke on April fool's day

How to joke on April fool's day

How to joke on April fool's day

How to joke on April Fool's Day? April Fool's Day is a joke festival. Although April Fool's Day is not our traditional festival, many people like April Fool's Day because it is a joking day, but we still have to grasp the scale. The following are jokes about April Fool's Day.

How to joke on April Fool's Day 1 First of all, you must choose the right person to joke. Some people are very humorous, and they usually like to play jokes on everyone. It has nothing to do with such people, but if they are serious at ordinary times and don't like people who joke with everyone, it is best not to joke with them on April Fool's Day.

Choose the right way to joke. No matter who jokes, there are healthy and harmless jokes, and we should also consider whether the other party can accept them. Moderate jokes can bring happiness to everyone.

Go to the office, go to your seat, pretend to check your mobile phone carefully, and then say excitedly, you got a raise, a raise. Then watch everyone's performance and appreciate it yourself.

Take out your smartphone, open the chat software you often use, and then edit a message that you are kicked out of group chat. Select the object you want to send, and then click Send.

If you have a girl you like, you can also give her some fun little gifts to enhance our feelings. Go to the market and buy her an interesting or girlish present.

If you find someone standing doing something, you can pretend to walk up to the other person and chat with him, and then quietly take away the other person's board. I didn't realize that my stool was missing until the other person was busy doing it.

How to joke on April Fool's Day 2 is suitable for April Fool's Day jokes

1, your shoelace is loose.

2, xxx I like you.

The teacher wants you to go to the office.

4. get married today

5. I am married.

Tonight is my treat.

7. I took the bill off.

8. The boss wants you to go to the office.

9. Someone is calling you at the door.

10, next, I'm downstairs.

1 1, I'm getting married, and you have to pay for it.

12, milk tea is 50% off today.

13, the company has a power outage today, and we have a day off.

14, the fund quadrupled today.

15, Jianghu emergency, do you have 100 yuan?

How to joke on April Fool's Day? 3 What jokes are suitable for April Fool's Day?

1, where there are so many jokes, they are all sincere.

April Fool's Day has passed before I can express my confession.

April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.

I just saw a man who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand.

5. I can finally confess to the person I like. What are you afraid of on April Fool's Day anyway? Come on, duck!

6. Today is April Fool's Day, and the teacher will definitely ask everyone to take online classes. Please don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors.

7. For the record, I will take all April Fool's jokes seriously.

8. Just being confessed, let's congratulate you! !

9. I like you. The first sentence is false, and so is the second sentence of Best Net.

10, today is April Fool's Day. Can everyone play something technical, such as charging me 100 yuan for the phone bill and let me guess who gave it? Put the apple 1 1 in your pocket and let me guess who did it. Throw me a pile of money and let me guess who broke it. These will do. Young people should not always follow the same routine.

1 1, known: April Fool's Day = Cheating, because: April Fool's Day nobody confessed to me, so: Everyone likes me.

12, if I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yee's girlfriend?

13, April Fool's Day, please be a fool for a day: forget all your troubles and worries and be silly occasionally.

14, PepsiCo "Would you like to be my grandson?" "I do?" "Then please make sure that 95955886 is 7 kilometers away from me."

15, desperately looking for you at night. I am naked. I can't live without you in bed. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you? Pajamas.

16, you stood in the crowd, and your long hair was blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...

17, "My wife used to be very hard on me, so I asked her to learn Sanda and judo." "What about now?" "Much better now. Give me a bow before you hit me! "

18, the closest I got to 5 million was in an afternoon, when I got stuck side by side with an armored car.

19, April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't! We can't be fooled

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

2 1, do you find that I love you? No, forget it. After all, my father loves nothing.

22. "You must hide recently." "Why?" "Because there have been pigs stolen recently, I am afraid that you will lose them."

23. I can forgive you for lying today. What's wrong with you?

27.are you in love? Prepare the bride price first and get a nail machine series. If I am not sincere, I will go with others.

April can't be good for you. It lied to you on the first day.

29. Today's April Fool's Day, accept all confessions, and take seriously all those who praise me handsome and criticize me. Thank you.

I like you. If you are not, then happy April Fool's Day. If you are, then wish us a happy first day.

3 1, it's really hard to make friends. Don't always say I have nothing to do all day. This is a manual labor that requires talent, brain and knowledge.

32. The first day of April is a lie.

33. I unilaterally announced the cancellation of April Fool's Day this year. 202 1 has been silly all year, and this day is not bad.