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Zhao Wuling's interpretation of Wang Qishe, the accurate interpretation of self-taught college Chinese, and the feeling that I found the donkey's head was not right in Baidu library.
King Wuling of Zhao invaded Zhongshan to the north, to the government and to Dai Jun. To the north is an endless desert. To the west, you can reach the Yellow River and climb to the top of Huanghua Mountain. King Wuling of Zhao discussed with Fei Yi how to teach the people to wear Hu clothes to ride and shoot, saying, "Fools laugh, but wise men are wise. Although people all over the world laugh at me, I must have them in Alakazam and Zhongshan! " So I decided to wear khufu.
China people don't want to do this. Their son is ill and refuses to go to court. The king sent someone to invite him, saying, "The family obeys its elders and relatives, and the country obeys its monarch. Now I ask people to change clothes, but you don't wear Hu clothes, uncle. I'm afraid the whole world will talk about it. Governing the country has certain laws and is based on benefiting the people; There are certain principles in politics, and the implementation of government decrees is the most important. Cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's character, the people must discuss it first and understand it, the government order must go first, and the monarch and the minister must take it first. Therefore, I hope to rely on my uncle's reputation to achieve the achievement of replacing Khufu. " The son bowed twice and said, "I heard that the Central Plains region was enlightened by saints, used for rituals and music, followed by the Hu people and imitated by barbarians. Now the prince of Zhao abandoned these, followed the costumes of the Hu people, changed the rules that have existed since ancient times, and violated the people's hearts. I ask King Wuling of Zhao to consider this matter! " The messenger returned the words of childe Chengde to the prince of Zhao. King Wuling of Zhao went to ask Gongzi Cheng himself and said, "We have Qi and Zhongshan in Zhao Dong, Yan and Donghu in the north and Loufan, Qin and Han in the west. How can I stay in China if I'm not ready to ride and shoot now? In the past, relying on the powerful forces of Qi, Zhongshan invaded our land, bound our people with ropes, and caused floods to surround the land. It humiliated the national god and it was almost impossible to keep the land. The former monarch was ashamed of this. So I changed my costume to train riding and shooting, in order to guard against border dangers and get back at Zhongshan. But, uncle, you only follow the customs of the Central Plains, and you are afraid that you will be notorious for changing your clothes and forget the shame of the land. This is not what I expected. " Gongzi Cheng obeyed the command, and King Wuling of Zhao gave him the costume of the conference semifinals. The next day, Gongzi put on his clothes and came to the palace. So people began to implement the law of wearing Hu clothes and practice riding and shooting.
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