Wechat listens to jokes

1. I actually cured the beggar of his disability for many years after I took a bowl full of money that day.

2. Many guys who look cold are actually just poor hearing and slow response.

I just want to push you against the wall and give you a good kiss, but I don't know that I will bump you into a concussion.

If you see me staring at you in class, don't be shy. In fact, I am in a daze.

On the bus, I heard an excellent mother teach her son to recite poems: at noon on weeding day, mother is the hardest; Play mahjong in the afternoon and fight the landlord at night.

6. There is a kind of friendship called accompanying me to the canteen. If I don't go, I will ask you to leave.

7. unpacking a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in people's square, and bringing a pack of paper towels in school is like handing out leaflets in city square.

8. Some women wear stockings to look good; There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

9. In biology class, the teacher asked: Will the number of bacteria double after division? No body double! No body double! Grab the landlord! ! An excited voice sounded.

10. Only tall people can be called high cold, while those who are cold and short are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

1 1. Look at the dead fans in the back and turn your head to scare off millions of heroes.

12. Will you call me if I lose it? Nonsense, who has lost weight 100 kilograms of meat?

13. People like me send WeChat just to prove that they are still alive.

14. One of my classmates went to get a haircut halfway. He felt a little ugly, so he said to the barber anxiously, Why did you cut it like this? The barber said, don't worry, it's not finished yet. It will look good when it is finished. When xiezuoyi.com and others finished cutting, the barber looked at him with a tangled face and said, It's ugly, forget it, I won't charge you!

15. My IQ is one of the best. Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best.

16. We have entered an era when mobile phones are computers, computers are televisions, and televisions are furnishings.

17. I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins. /Xi Xue/

18. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

19. Ugly people like to say what you are looking at.

20. When you are sleepy in class, the most refreshing sentence is: Let's find a classmate to do this problem on the blackboard!

2 1. Do you know what the person you secretly love just likes you? This is called imagination.

22. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller. At first glance, the quilt cover is horizontal. /

23. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. Eating the first one shocked me. Is there anything worse in the world? I cried after eating the second one.

24. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. The same roots are the same, so why stir-fry each other?

25. Mirror, mirror, what is the most fragile glass in the world? Dizzy! You are the most beautiful! You're the best, okay? . .

26. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess took a selfie, the local tyrant had money, the model took pictures, and Laozi took pictures.

27. I just watched it on TV. Drinking causes cancer. Scared me to death, drink a bottle of wine quickly to suppress the shock! From then on, I made up my mind: I will never watch TV again!