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It's just a matter of three things.

What I hate most in my life is cheating and betrayal. If you see that I am soft-hearted and unscrupulous, then when I am cruel, even if you take out your heart and kneel before me, I will not forgive you. You'd better remember this sentence. I gave you a chance, but I'm still human. .

It's just a matter of three things.

First of all, there are only three things. Can you not cause trouble to others? Forget it once or twice. TM, I've said it for more than three times, and it's still the same problem, which keeps bringing problems to other people's work. Can I have a snack?

Second, just three things, the third stubborn bronze has finally seen the light! Also to rub the heat.

3. Mr. Awkward fell asleep without saying good night to me for three days, adhering to the old saying that things are no more than three, so he is very unhappy today. I called him and woke up. I was in a daze when I answered the phone. I heard that I was angry and kept explaining that he was awake. In the evening, he went to sing K with friends in the courtyard and drank wine. He seems to have a lot to say.

Fourth, in my eyes, it is nothing more than three, that is, after the third answer, it can really be over. Whether you like it or not is free. Thank you for the extraordinary people you have walked through in your life. Love is always there, and people don't have to be together.

You said that you are always too self-righteous and take everything for granted. This is the second time you have made a low-level mistake. After three things, you are finished. Change, you must get rid of this smelly problem!

6. A cat explains well what "no more than three things" means. The first time you touch her, you will be docile, the second time you will be impatient, the third time you will whistle a warning, and the fourth time you dare to touch her, you must bite or scratch!

Seven, some things can be regarded as never happened, and some people can't do it. If one day you do something that hurts me, I won't pursue it, which means I want to be friends with you, but after all, there are nothing more than three things, so please respect yourself, because this is my first time as a human being. I have no reason to let you go.

Eight, the matter is only three, and the sequel is not as good as one or two. Tip 3 is really destroying the signboard. Can you take off the big sign on the tip of your tongue and change its name?

Nine, I don't like this behavior of running home without saying hello in advance, forcing Capricorn to death. Only three times. It's been three times. What should we do?

Ten, the matter is only three, the second flight is cancelled, and you can report to the low IQ club without watching the weather forecast in the future.

Eleven, things are no more than three, I am very happy, I can prepare other things with peace of mind, and brush the open class healthy and upright.

Twelve, so step by step to challenge my bottom line, but three things, this is bound to persist, if you want to be so unhappy, then why?

Thirteen, last night, I suddenly remembered something in a trance. I haven't thought about you for a long time. I didn't keep myself too busy to miss you, and I didn't delay thinking about you on the principle of three things. At that moment, I really felt that I had really turned over a page.

Fourteen, things are only three or six, but the stone in your heart can be left behind.

15. The bottom line of being a man should be lying. Anyway, don't cheat. Lying is the most unforgivable thing. A few years ago, you might have laughed without saying a word. Now it's basically a label that you can't get close to a person. No matter who it is, it can't be torn off when it is put on. Most people are drifting away from it. However, none of these things exist, no matter who you are, whether you like it or not.

Sixteen, but three things, can't do it, come back when you can.

Seventeen, you fell down in the same place twice, in fact, only three times, XSX. You look down on yourself!

18. "Just do three things" is wrong. If you feel disappointed once, you don't have to give it another chance.

Nineteen, there are only three things, otherwise please disappear with these broken things.

Twenty, tomorrow will be the second year, but I believe I can do it! Qian Xi, wait for my husband to hug me! ! !

Twenty-one, the ball is gone. Let me pass the next level. Six, just three things, right?

Twenty-two, if you really meet the right person, it is enough to say it once, and you don't have to say it every day, just wait for a long time.

Twenty-three, I can't edit, I can't write 200 words a day. . . I wish you a happy birthday and make a wish without delay. I have made this wish twice on New Year's Day and New Year's Day, but please realize my wish after three things.

Twenty-four, finally at the end of the university, I passed CET-6, and I passed the exam for the third time. It makes sense to do nothing except three things.

Twenty-five, the ancients said that things are only three. Daily superstition, a pair of koi fish, praying for tomorrow's CET-4 results.

Twenty-seven, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. What goes around comes around. You must pay everything back. Don't take yourself too seriously I can help you if you want to become a full member.

Twenty-eight, my endurance limit has a bottom line. Don't take my tolerance as your presumptuous capital. Just because I have a good temper now doesn't mean I have a good temper. One should not make the same mistake more than three times.

Twenty-nine, I swear, this is the last time I buy Chili. It's only three or three days before I lose it. I really won't buy it again. It's nothing.

Thirty, you must see the result before you believe it! Only three things! Fight again next time!

31. Bless tomorrow morning! I don't want to start over! ! Only three things! !

Thirty-two. I took the exam twice. Although English is not fat, do it anyway! Some people got a full 100, which is a multiple-choice question. Be careful! For various reasons, only three times. For the last time, I'll try to show you.

Thirty-three, very good. The new semester. There are only three things. Study, study, study, say the important things three times.

I learned a new word called "should" a few days ago, and then I stayed at home all day today and found myself more and more homesick. In the past 17, I voluntarily cut my long hair twice and put down my mobile phone to meet two very important people. One should not make the same mistake more than three times.

Three months is not as good as three years, and love is not as good as time.

1, time takes everything away, and it will change your name, appearance, personality and destiny in a few years.

2. Between the heavens and the earth of life, if it is a blink of an eye, it is sudden.

3. The person who loves you is around you, so you should care; Don't wait to leave to know what true love is.

4, since love, why not say it, some things have been lost, and now they can't come back.

Glittering tears rolled out of two eyes, just like two Wang Koizumi, and kept dripping down.

6. Don't give up the whole forest for one tree, but there is only one tree in my forest.

7. Time is the best medicine for mental pain. The pain needs to be solved slowly by ourselves.

8, but I don't know why, thrush suddenly died, and grandpa was so sad that he didn't laugh for several days.

9. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

10, when I am a kite, you can either let me go or take me home. Don't bind me with an invisible emotion, it will break my heart.

1 1, in fact, I've been waiting for you. When you lean on my shoulder and tell me, will there be a day when your tenderness belongs to me? I won't make you sad or cry again!

12, never let a girl cry because she has given up the whole heaven for you.

13, let people walk into their hearts without knowing it.

14, sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.

15, love lost to distance, distance lost to time, so-called forever, there is no end.

16, while we are still complaining, time has passed quietly, and so has youth.

17, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

18, absolute beauty, gone forever, it's hard to wake up in the morning, so you should encourage yourself in time, and time waits for no one.

19, three months is not as good as three years, and love is not as good as time.

20. Time is like water. When it is heated, it becomes steam and melts in mid-air. Time is like a fire, which disappears without a trace in a hot moment; Time is like light, a dazzling moment, dull and soulless.

2 1, I forgot which year, which month and which day, and on which wall I carved a face. Zhang Wei smiled sadly and stared at my face. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

22. Time is the best medicine for mental pain. The pain needs to be solved slowly by ourselves.

23. And a moment that should last forever is only melancholy at that time.

24. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!

25, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

26. She bit her lip hard, suppressing great grief.

27. I always cry today. What is the taste of tears, bitter or sweet?

28. Look at the flowers in front of the court. Don't be surprised by honor or disgrace. Look up at the clouds in the sky and have no intention of staying.

29. Love is wine made of alcohol. When it is in the bottle, it is crystal clear, colorful and pleasing to the eye.

30. When you really care about women, what are the natural manifestations? This is instinct, this is nature. The supreme love is that you don't care about anything If you can't do it, you don't love enough.

Inspirational talk about positive energy: a person's life is only three days: yesterday, today and tomorrow.

1, compassion can benefit people; Only by being considerate can we tolerate others; Patience is the only way to be a man; Only with compassion can we measure people; Only if you have a hard heart can you help others; Only by concentrating can you learn; Only with a wise heart can we see people; Only tolerance can treat people with things; With kindness, we can find people; With the heart of detail, we can observe people; With trust, people can be employed; Only with a sense of responsibility can we educate people; Only when you have a beautiful heart can you show it to others.

2. People can afford to buy and put it down. It is survival to take up, and life to put down; What you can afford is ability, but what you can put down is wisdom. Some people can't afford it, and it doesn't matter if they can't put it down; Some people can afford it, but they can't let it go. If you can't afford it, you will accomplish nothing; If you can't let it go, you will be exhausted. Everything except life can't be taken away at all in the end. It's better to put it down early than late. Let go of unnecessary burdens to be comfortable all the way.

Life is boiled water, whether it is hot or cold, as long as the temperature is right, it is the best. Life is a taste, no matter whether it is sweet or sour, as long as it tastes right, it is the best. Life is a season, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, as long as the mood is right, it is the best. Life, whether unwilling to be lonely or willing to be lonely, is happy as long as it suits you.

4. Sludge can grow lotus flowers, cold doors can cultivate filial sons, and red furnaces can be turned into steel. Difficulties can make great men. Bitterness can make sweet, and trouble can turn bodhi. Life is like a wave, with peaks and valleys. At the top, sing slowly. Don't cry when you are down. Wave after wave, wave after wave is the other side of life.

Learn to look at life from another angle, and you will feel that the sky is blue and the wind is light. Sow a state of mind and you will reap an idea; Sow an idea and you will reap an action; Sow an action and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a destiny.

6. Believe in yourself and the future. No matter how difficult it is, as long as the ideal is still there, we will always find the light of hope. Step forward, step forward again, the front is bitter or sweet, difficult or sudden, but only a step forward is a new step, can we get close to the ideal and let hope bloom in spring.

7. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later. Bitterness and sweetness, like a symphony, are integrated into our lives. Rejecting "bitterness" is equivalent to closing the door of "sweetness". You know, the higher you climb, the more thorns you walk through. In this case, it is better to welcome it happily than to accept it sadly. Two postures, two lives, and your own life is up to you.

8. People are like this all their lives. Happy is also a day, unhappy is also a day, so be sure to be happy. People are like this all their lives, and it is impossible to do anything wrong again; Broken hearts are hard to heal, so don't regret it afterwards. People are like this all their lives. After today, there will be no other today. I won't look back for a minute, so I must cherish every minute. Please remember to smile all your life and face any setbacks.

9. There are only three days in a person's life: yesterday, today and tomorrow. Yesterday is like water, passing away and never returning; Although it is here today, it is flowing away; Tomorrow is just around the corner, but it has come and gone. It was a bright red sun. If you are happy, it will also solidify. The sun and the day will not stay for anyone for a minute. Cherish what you have today.

10, every achievement has to pay a price, no sacrifice, no gain. You are lucky to be different. No matter how you plan your life, don't forget or ignore the scenery in your life. Let these roadside scenery decorate your life and enrich your memories.

1 1, bad mentality, life is easy to get old. What kind of heart, you are what kind of person. People are not afraid of vicissitudes of life, but of old hearts. An old heart, like dusk, can't see the breeding of light, only darkness spreads in the heart. The old heart brings despair to life. Despair is like dust, which drowns talent and makes the years grow old. Martyrs are full of courage and young mind in their twilight years, and the more they live, the younger they are!

12, the starting line of life is just around the corner, and the key is whether you have used it or not. Life is like a ruler, we stand one meter away, but if we want to walk two meters away, then we must have strong will and persistent confidence.

13. Suffering makes me more stretched and depressed. It makes me stronger. Wind and rain make me more persistent. Sunshine makes me full of strength. With dreams, braving the wind and waves, life is wasted, shoulders are bravely resisted, and how many difficulties and hardships, how many pains and troubles, are all tests.

14. On the road of life, we may have a spring breeze or bumps. Anyway, we must stick to it. Whether it is glory or humiliation, we should face it with a peaceful attitude, less helplessness and emotion, and more calm and indifferent. "No shame, just look at the flowers before the court; I have no intention of staying long, and I will wait and see the clouds in the sky. " Peace of mind, life is a calm water; Relax, life is a free cloud.

It may be easy to be a beautiful person, but it is difficult to have a beautiful life. What kind of life is wonderful? Have a dream and walk on the road to realization; Having a lover can be together for a long time, not afraid of people's words, enjoying happiness and suffering. Beauty is not glitz, but calmness before setbacks and failures, and silence under glory. The storm of life will teach you that peace of mind is the real beauty.

Mood: long but stubborn, short but fickle.

First, touching love is not a natural pair of happiness, but you obviously like a tall girl, but you just moved your heart to that chubby one.

2. One shouldn't waste a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good painting. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding. -Goethe

Third, we have never had anything to say until we have nothing to say. You never know how much the person who can continue to reply to you after you send an "hmm" or "oh" cares about you.

Fourth, the coolest thing is that I paid special attention to you, but you gave me access. There are only two reasons why you can't forget someone. Time is not long enough, and your new love is not good enough.

The real charm of a person is not that you left a good first impression on the other party, but that the other party still likes to be with you after knowing you for many years. It's not that you attract each other's attention instantly, but that they still appreciate you after getting familiar with you. It's not that I feel that I have known you for a long time after meeting you for the first time, but that I have experienced many vicissitudes before I can sincerely say that it's good to know you.

Sixth, when you are sad, there are thousands of words, and finally it becomes "nothing" on your lips.

Some people say that if you really want something, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it will always be yours.

At the age of eight, fifteen and five, toys that I miss so much are no longer rare. How dare I say that at the age of 25, I still want a lover I didn't get at the age of 15?

Nine, I regard you as my life, and you treat me as a disease. Some feelings are nails, which will be reborn after being cut off. It doesn't matter. And some feelings are teeth, and there will always be irreparable pain after losing them.

Ten, the new year, either slim down, or accept the fat yourself.

The furthest distance in the world is not when I am in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but I love you and introduce you to someone with a smile.

Twelve, a person walking, a person sleeping, a person busy, a person tired, a person thinking, a person intoxicated, a person agitated, a person experience.

Thirteen, there are several people I really admire. One is that I can control my body shape, the other is that I can sleep on time, the other is that I can get up when I say it, and the other is that I can forget when I forget it.

Fourteen, you should be desperate to make yourself beautiful, even in those bad days. Spoon stall

15. I still like you like a whale sinking at the bottom of the sea, breathing gently and being extremely angry. I still like you like the afterglow before sunset, and I can't bear to leave.

You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.

Seventeen, people have great motivation, often some small things. Rain-wet shoulders, ironed shirts, sunny smiles, the air at six in the morning, my mother's sobs when she said goodbye, and the sighs of people around me. Because life is these little things. Because I care, I am motivated.

Eighteen years old, like is freshness, love is a sense of belonging. -Xu

Nineteen, you can't wake a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you. You have to believe that some people are destined to stay in your heart, but not in your life.

Twenty, people who want to leave can't stay, people who pretend to sleep can't wake up, and people who don't love you can't be met.

Dear, if one day I give up on you, it's not because I'm tired of being together for a long time, but because I find that you really don't cherish me.

Twenty-two, long but stubborn, short but changeable. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

I still like it and care, but I don't want to be with you anymore.

24. Don't betray your simplicity because the world is too complicated.

You won't laugh again and again because of the same joke, but why can you cry again and again for the same person?

Twenty-six, take your full name note and go back to your group.

27. The loved one may not know that his good night is comparable to the stars all over the sky.

I have never envied others when I am with you. After you left, I began to envy everyone who could meet you.

Keep silent when you shouldn't talk, and don't stir up excitement that doesn't belong to you.

Thirty, if you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. If you take the initiative, he will resent it. This is the heart.