Who has funny jokes and brain teasers?

I'd be happy to choose it.

A MM behind suddenly asked, which is lettuce?

Another mm replied:

That was before the pot was cooked. ......

2. When chatting with fans, a popular novelist talked about his method of treating night blindness with carrots: first give them to rabbits, then I will eat them.

3. Jay Chou visited Fudan canteen twice:

The first time was at 200 1. When I left, I created Fan Texi.

The second time was not long ago. After I left, I had "Still Fan Texi"!

4. In Chinese class, the teacher said that Jin Ping Mei is a masterpiece in the history of China literature, and only professors can borrow it from the library ~ "At this time, a classmate disdained," Who said that? My family has it, and it's also a VCD version! "

Physicists, astronomers and mathematicians happened to see a black sheep when they were walking on the Scottish Plateau.

"Ah," said the astronomer, "so Scottish sheep are black."

"Come on, you can't just say that based on one observation." The physicist said, "You can only say that the black sheep were found in Scotland."

"No," said the mathematician, "from this observation, you can only say: At this moment, this sheep, from our observation point of view, its surface is black!"

6. A farmer invited engineers, physicists and mathematicians to enclose the largest area with the least fences.

The engineer fenced a circle and declared that it was the best design.

The physicist stretched the fence into a long straight line and thought it was big enough to enclose half the earth.

The mathematician gave them a big laugh. He surrounded himself with several fences and then said, "I'm outside now."