The three-minute joke story is easy to memorize

The three-minute joke story is very easy to memorize.

The three-minute joke story is very easy to memorize: The man’s outer belt gradually widened and he never took it back. When he came home, he was beaten until he was haggard.

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1. One day, my son asked me with a smile: Dad, when you and my mother were in love, who took the initiative? Who are you chasing?

I quoted from the classics and said: "Baby, do you know the story of "waiting for rabbits"?

My son nodded and answered, "Yes."

I said: When your mother and I were in love, I was the tree, and your mother was the rabbit. Do you understand who took the initiative to chase whom this time?

My son nodded as if he had some understanding, then suddenly frowned and asked me anxiously: "But that rabbit was finally obtained by a farmer. Aren't you my biological father?"

2. Preschool teacher: Ask the children to describe their mother. ?

A: There are as many freckles on my mother’s face as there are stars in the sky. ?

B: ?Mom’s eyes are as black and bright as the tips of dad’s leather shoes. ?

C: ?I love my mother as much as I love a little cat. ?

Ding: ?Mom is dressed a bit like a Christmas tree. ?

3. A woman was chased by cannibals and ran into a dead end. She was frightened and wet her pants. When the cannibals saw this, they cursed: What a pity, the soup was all spilled.

4. The Minister of Family Planning went to the countryside to inspect and met an old farmer and asked, "Fellow, do you know why close relatives cannot get married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands. , said honestly: Hehehehehehe, relatives, too familiar, it’s hard to start

5. The little mosquito came home crying, and the mother asked what happened? The little mosquito: Dad is dead! The mosquito mother: He Didn’t I take you to the show? Little Mosquito: I did, but when the audience applauded, my father didn’t hide away. Three-minute joke story is easy to memorize (2)

1. Wife is the way. Friends are cattle. There is only one path in life. There will be many cows on the road. Don’t take the wrong path when you have money. Don't sell your cattle when you are short of money.

God’s reply: What should I do if the cow is on the road?

2. My friend’s wife said that my friend drank too much in the winter? I knocked on the door in a daze, and my wife opened the door to see that he had drunk too much, and she was angry. He said, "We went to the wrong door." The friend turned around and went downstairs. His wife leaned against the window to see him sitting downstairs. She was afraid of freezing, so she went downstairs to call him. When she saw her, she almost cried. She felt aggrieved and said, "I I drank too much and went to the wrong door, and an ugly old woman chased me out.

3. The police received a call from the masses saying that there were two bombs under the Zhongshan Bridge. Police from the General Administration and bomb disposal experts rushed to the scene and found a red bag under the bridge. Experts carefully opened the bag and found several layers of newspaper wrapping inside. The police opened it layer by layer, and finally found two big bombs: four 2's and a pair of kings? The police said they would seriously investigate the responsibility of the caller!

4. One day, the geography teacher asked the classmates Door, where does the river flow? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored her, and then asked: How many stars are there in the sky? Which classmate sang again: The stars in the sky refer to the Beidou Teacher. Angry: Get out of here! Student: Let’s go as soon as we say. Teacher helpless: You must be sick! Student: You have everything I have!

5. One day, a beggar knocked on a door The woman opened the door to the woman's house and saw a beggar. She said, "Do you want to eat the overnight meal?" The beggar said, "Yes." Then come back tomorrow. ?said the woman.

6. I suddenly wanted to fart while walking on the road. There happened to be a person riding a motorcycle next to me, so I wanted to take this opportunity to cover up the sound of my fart, but I didn’t know that the sound was too loud if I used too much force. The motorcyclist thought it was starting, so he put the gear into gear and was about to go, but fell down... Three-minute joke story is easy to memorize (3)

1. Shopping for humidifiers There are many smoke humidifiers at the door of the small shop, one of which is in the shape of a large bowl. The bowl is full of smoke. It is very beautiful. The position is just below my line of sight, which makes me very elegant.

He blew into the big bowl smoothly, and a piece of white paper emerged from the smoke, which clearly read: Blow your uncle...

2. The old woman came in from the countryside. She came to the city and stayed in a hotel for the night. The next morning she found the waiter, pointed to the toilet and said: Look at how convenient this small washing machine is. You can wash clothes with just one click, and the water output is quite large! Huh? Why is there one missing sock? < /p>

3. Tomorrow morning you will see a mosquito lying next to your pillow, with a last word next to it: I tried my best all night last night but couldn’t prick your face. You are so thick-skinned that I have no shame to live in it. In this world, please don’t suspect that it is murder, I am self-harm!

4. You can reflect my faults better than a mirror; you are more well-read than Zhuangzi; you have more strategy than Sun Tzu; so , we all affectionately call you Jingzhuang grandson.

5. The lion and the bear each planted a tree and pooped on it. As a result, the tree planted by the lion grew very vigorously, while the tree planted by the bear was short and small. The bear sighed and said: Lion excrement is better than bear excrement! ;