Jokes about cinemas

A story that a woman and seven men must tell.

A film is shown in a small cinema every day.

The advertisement was written to > with instructions: a beautiful woman fainted inexplicably, and seven men were forcibly dragged into the forest;

Waiting for a beautiful woman. . . . . . . .

They all felt very attractive, and bought tickets one by one. When the movie was shown, the big screen appeared:

Snow White

They left in disgust.

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The next day, everyone passed by the small cinema again and saw that the advertisement had changed.

The advertisement is addressed to >, and there is an explanation:

A few days of ecstasy-like beauty and seven men (by no means Snow White).

Everyone thinks this time is more attractive than last time, and it shows that it is not Snow White, and they bought tickets one by one.

As a result, the big screen appears:

Eight immortals

They all fainted in court.

On the third day, when everyone decided never to go into the cinema again.

However, I saw an advertisement saying: Our hospital gave back the true feelings of friends who supported domestic masterpieces, especially vomiting blood! ! !

The tortuous story of seven lovely boys and a young couple

The postscript reads: When the young couple were unprepared, seven lovely boys entered their home one after another, but they were still young.

Her husband was killed and her beautiful young wife fell into the hands of seven boys.

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The story of this film is wonderful and touching, and it is a must-see for the majority of married couples to train their next generation! ! !

Everyone heard that the plot was tortuous, wonderful and touching, and it was also the story of a lovely boy and a young couple.

So they couldn't resist the temptation to buy tickets.

After a long wait, a picture finally appeared on the screen.

I saw three big characters "Huluwa" clearly printed on it.

I vomited blood at that time ~ it was really a big release of vomiting blood ...