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Qian was so drunk at a bar one day that he stumbled into the women's restroom and vomited in the stall. At this time, a woman went to the restroom to urinate. Qian heard the sound of her urinating and mistakenly thought someone was there. While pouring beer, he said angrily: I said I wouldn’t drink it a long time ago, so who is pouring it?

The lady was startled when she heard this, so she held back her pee, hoping to wait until the money was gone before she urinates. Trying to hold back a fart, Mr. Qian was furious when he heard this. He slapped the partition with his hand and reprimanded loudly: "I said I won't drink anymore, but who opened another bottle? Whoever opened it will drink