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Dancing interesting sentences

1. If I sweat enough, my loneliness will be blown dry by the wind.

2. It's not terrible to turn your face faster than turning pages. The terrible thing is that she will turn back.

One day on my way to work, I saw an aunt fall to the ground. I quickly got off the bus to help, and the aunt actually swore: I didn't learn well since I was a child, but I actually learned to hit people. At that time, I had a brainwave, took out my mobile phone and played "The Most Dazzling Family Style". As a result, menstruation jumped up like a chicken blood, muttering this: Boy, you are so cruel.

My daughter is beautiful, and I am afraid of her puppy love. One day, my daughter received a short message: I'm XX from a class in Senior Three, and I like you very much. Let's talk. I replied, I'm her father. Let's talk. I thought that boy would be scared away, but I got a reply: "Uncle, you have been there before, you know!

To fall in love without getting married is to raise a wife for others.

6. Although I won't be kind to all sentient beings, I will do harm to all.

7. Dance turns the soul and burns the night sky with love.

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

9. You only see my smiling face when I dance, but you don't know how sad I am. You have your sarcasm, and I have my insistence. You laugh at aunt's boring dance machinery, but I sympathize with you, because you can only play Dota online games. You can ignore our existence, we will shine in this city! Dancing is a sad journey, and cynicism is indispensable on the way, but so what? We are sugar, sweet to sorrow. We are aunts. We speak for ourselves.

10. There are many grandparents dancing in the square dance in the community. Once, the old man came to pick me up and actually quarreled. The old man said, are you ashamed of this old lady? You just let that old man dance for a long time. I said, isn't that what dancing is all about? The old man said: I danced with a person twice, at different times. I'm not talking about her. You have to cheat in the square dance.