Why do cats wake up people who are sleeping in?

1. People who drink wine say that drinking is good for their health, people who practice yoga say that yoga is good for their health, and people who sell wooden floors say that wooden floors are good for their health... In my opinion: sleeping in is bad for people. The best health.

2. The reason why I love money so much is because I feel extremely insecure deep inside. I can’t afford to buy a house, I can’t afford to get sick, and I can’t afford to grow old.

3. Many problems are said to be not about money, but in fact, the root cause is money.

4. The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid with a gushing spring; the kindness of a gushing spring cannot be reciprocated by a drop of water.

5. If your father marries the wrong woman, you will have a sad childhood; if your mother marries the wrong man, your future will be limited. This is the family of origin effect.

6. It’s not that our daily expenses are too high, but also that the money we earn is too little.

7. The boy asked the girl: Should you marry me or my house? Girl: When you marry your house, you will be in the house; when you marry you, when will you buy a house?

8. "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom": They are all gods who have been cultivating for thousands of years, but don't they love each other unclearly and in a mess? How can these handsome men and beautiful women in this world not be trapped by love?

9. When I wrote an article, many people commented and said it was made up. Let me give you a unified reply: Putting different ingredients in a pot of water will make soups with different flavors; if you don’t add ingredients, it will still be water.