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A healthy and interesting joke.
Man: Honey, I'm back. Let's eat chicken wings tonight.
Woman: You still want to eat chicken wings. I just read a news in the newspaper that chicken wings are the place with the most hormones in chickens!
Man: Then eat pork.
Woman: Great. I still eat pork. Yesterday, I just heard that there are illegal traders selling fake meat!
Son: It's not good to eat vegetables without meat.
Woman: I heard that there are too many pesticides on food to wash off!
M: Then you can only eat rice.
Woman: Rice? How can there be rice without bleach now, huh? !
M: It seems that we can only drink the northwest wind.
Son: Yes.
Woman: Northwest wind? It is said that all the blowing is automobile exhaust.
Son: ......
Male: ......
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