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Damn it, pinyin in classical Chinese
Song in Nanyang, when he was young, walked at night and met ghosts. Ask: "Who?" The ghost said, "Ghost also." The ghost said, "Who do you want to reply to?" Ding Bo said, "I am a ghost, too." The ghost asked, "Where do you want to go?" Answer: "I want to go to Shiwan." The ghost said, "I also want to go to Shiwan." Then a few miles. The ghost said, "I'm in a hurry. Please give it to me." Ding Bo said, "Great kindness." Ghosts will bear the miles first. The ghost said, "Qing is too heavy, can't it be a ghost?" Ding Bo said, "I am a new ghost, so I am in Zhong Er." Ding Bo is haunted again, but the ghost is not heavy. If so, repeat. Ding Bo replied, "I am a new ghost. I don't know what ghosts are afraid of? " The ghost replied, "but this is not satisfactory." So * * * Okay. When the Tao meets the water, it must first make the ghost cross, and listen to its words to know that it is silent. Ding Bo crossed the river alone, and Cao Shu was silent. The ghost replied, "Why don't you speak?" Ding Bo said, "Don't blame me, new ghost, because I'm not used to crossing the water." When he wants to go to Wancheng, he will carry the ghost on his shoulder and hold it in a hurry. The ghost shouted, the sound of Zhazha came running, and the cable rang. I stopped listening, went down to Wancheng and became a sheep. Sell it before it changes and spits on it. Get the money, 500, and then go. At that time, Shi Chongtang said: "Ding Bo sold ghosts and got 1,500 pence."
Translation:
When Nanyang Song was young, he met a ghost at night and asked, "Who is it?" The ghost said, "(I) am a ghost." The ghost asked, "Who are you?" Song Dingbo lied to him and said, "I am a ghost, too." The ghost asked, "Where are you going?" Song replied, "I'm going to Wancheng." The ghost said, "I also want to go to Wancheng." They walked several miles together. The ghost said: "Walking is too tired, you can take turns to carry it." Song Dingbo said, "Very good." Ghost head carried Song for several miles. The ghost said, "You are too heavy. I am afraid that you are not a ghost? " Song Dingbo said: "I just died, so my body is (relatively) heavy." It's Song's turn to carry the ghost, which has almost no weight. They turned their backs like this several times. Song Dingbo added, "I'm a new ghost. I don't know what ghosts are afraid of? " The ghost replied, "I just don't like people's spit." So we walked together. When he met the river on the road, Song let the ghost pass first and listened to it silently. Song self-crossing, the water is ringing. The ghost said again, "Why is there a sound?" Song said to him, "I just died, because I am not familiar with crossing the river." Don't be surprised. " On the way to Wancheng, Song carried the ghost on his shoulder and held it tightly. The ghost shouted and made a "Zhazha" sound, pleading for him to come down, and Song no longer listened to him. Song carried the ghost all the way to Wancheng, and then put it down on the ground. The ghost turned into a sheep and Song sold it. Song was worried that he would change his mind again, so he spat at the ghost. I sold it, got1500p, and left Wanxian market. At that time, Shi Chong said: "Ding Bo sold ghosts and got 1,500 pence."
2. Ancient prose: Damn it, Feng Menglong wrote (yǒu) to (f ǐ n) drinking (yǐn) at night, returning (gu ?) (zhě) and arriving (zh ě) to rain (dà) and (yǔ).
See (jiàn), a person (yī) stands (li) on the eaves (yán) (xià), that is, (jí) throws (tóu) under the umbrella (sn) (xià) and (tóng) goes (háng). Jiu (jiǔ), (zhī), not (b)(yǔ), suspected (y) as (wéi) ghost (guǐ) and (yě).
Taking the (zh) of (yǐ) foot (zú) and (zh) of (liáo), even (yǐ u) instead of (bǐ) phase (xiāng) value (zhí), the more (yǐ) benefits (yǐ). Value (zh) Cooking (chuī) Cake (gāo)(zhē) Starting from (qǐ) in the morning (chén), running (bēn) and entering (rī) its (qí) gate (mén).
After a while (ǐ ng) and a while (ǐ n), I saw (ǐ an) a person (ǐ n), dressed Jiàn (ǐ nt ǐ) and wet (ǐ nshǐ), stumbling (ǐ r Two people look at each other (xiāng), look at each other (Shi), feel uncomfortable (jué) and laugh (ao).
3. The original pronunciation of the cursed person (1 16)
(Ming) Feng Menglong
Ancient and modern ci
Original text:
Those who go drinking at night will be drowned by heavy rain. When I saw a man standing under the eaves, I threw an umbrella to walk with him. After a long time, if you don't talk, you will be suspected of being a ghost; With enough to provoke it, even if it is not worth it, it will become more and more afraid and tend to be pushed under the bridge. Cake makers get up in the morning, rush into their doors and tell them ghosts. A little later, I saw another person, soaking wet, stumbling, howling for ghosts, and rushing to his own house. They laughed at each other in surprise.
Translation:
A man came home late at night after supper, caught in the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves and saw him holding an umbrella and running to walk with him under the umbrella. After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. The umbrella man suspected that the man was a ghost and kicked him. When he missed the kick, he was even more scared and thought it was a ghost. When he came to a bridge, the umbrella man pushed the man under the bridge and then moved forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with my family to make breakfast, so I rushed to his house and said I had met a ghost. Not long after, I saw a man covered in water stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and also defected to this house. When they met, they were both surprised and understood, so they both laughed.
The pronunciation is the same.
4. damn classical Chinese translation: how to break sentences in damn classical Chinese translation;
A man went out for a drink and came back at night. He caught up with the heavy rain and covered himself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves and saw him holding an umbrella and running to walk with him under the umbrella. After walking for a long time, the man didn't speak. The umbrella man suspected that the man was a ghost and kicked him. I'm even more scared if I miss it, thinking it's a ghost.
When he came to a bridge, the umbrella man pushed the man under the bridge and then moved forward quickly. At this time, I was just catching up with my family to make breakfast, so I rushed to his house and said I had met a ghost. Not long after, I saw a man covered in water stumbling and shouting "ghosts" and also defected to this house. When they met, they were both surprised and understood, so they both laughed.
"The deuce" original:
People who have/go drinking/go home at night deserve/rain heavily. Cover yourself/cover yourself. Meet a person/under the roof, that is, under the umbrella/with a colleague. Long time, silence, doubt/ghost. With enough/teasing, even/inequality, more/beneficial fear, because of the struggle/squeezing/and trend under the bridge. Value/cake maker/gets up in the morning, rushes into its door and warns of ghosts. After a while, I saw another person, all wet, stumbling, screaming/screaming, rushing to his home. Two people each other-startled, unknowingly laughed.
From Feng Menglong's Overview of Tan in Ancient and Modern Ming Dynasty.
Extended data
"The deuce" is mainly about a rainy night. They walked away under the same umbrella, not talking to each other and suspecting each other that they were ghosts. Walking on the bridge, one person pushed the other into the water, and both of them thought they had met a ghost. After dawn, the two smiled at each other.
In those days when people believed in ghosts and gods, it was normal for people to suspect ghosts. This story tells people not to doubt anything. There are no ghosts in the world. Believe in science, or you will make a joke.
This classical Chinese is short and pithy, simple in content, full of metaphors and humorous. * * * has three levels: one is that two people walk together on a rainy night; Second, mutual suspicion, a person trying to squeeze the "ghost" out of the water; Third, two people smile at each other after meeting. The purpose is to make people understand that there are no ghosts in the world, and making things out of nothing will only scare them.
An Overview of Ancient and Modern Times is a collection of jokes and humorous sketches, which is divided into 36 parts. Most of the contents are allusions from past dynasties, such as the famous "state officials set fire".
Feng Menglong, the author, has collected a lot of funny stories from the official history of past dynasties and unofficial history's notes, exposing social ugliness and all kinds of weird and morbid phenomena, which can not only entertain readers, but also confuse himself. This is a very enlightening reading.
A Talk about the Past and the Present is a collection of thousands of stories and legends, covering all kinds of situations in the world. These stories and legends have a common feature, that is, funny coke, which is often humorous and full of philosophy in humor, and most of the stories are based on facts.
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