Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

1. Don't use classic lines for good words, sentences and paragraphs in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Good words: gaudy clothes, dumbfounded hysteria, infighting, completely different, ignore it, relieved.

Good sentences:

(1) This person is twice as tall as ordinary people, at least five times as wide. He looks surprisingly tall and rude-his tangled long black hair and beard almost cover most of his face. His hands are the size of a trash can lid, and his feet in leather boots are like two little dolphins.

His face is almost completely covered with unkempt long hair and tangled thick beard, but you can still see his black beetle-like eyes shining under his hair.

Good paragraph:

The deep rumble broke the silence around. When they were looking for the lights in the street, the noise became louder and louder, and finally it became a roar. They looked up at the sky and saw a huge motorcycle falling from the sky and parked in the street in front of them.

(2) the stairs at Hogwarts * * * as many as one hundred and forty-two. Some are wide and big, and some are narrow and small, wobbling; Some go to other places every Friday; Some are halfway up the mountain, and a step will suddenly disappear. You must remember where you should jump. There are many other doors, and they won't open them for you unless you politely ask them to open them or poke them in the right place. Some doors are not real doors at all, but a hard wall that looks like a door. It is not easy to remember what is where, because everything seems to keep moving. The people in the portrait also visit each other constantly, and Harry can be sure that even armor can walk.

Main content: One-year-old Harry Potter mysteriously appeared before his uncle's menstruation after losing his parents, and Harry was bullied at his uncle's house. Uncle and menstruation seem to be very fierce. Their son Dali, a big fat man, often beats Harry. Harry's room is in the small storage room on the stairs. When he was eleven years old, an owl sent him a letter inviting Harry to an incredible place-Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. At the school of witchcraft and wizardry, Harry not only found a good friend to play Quidditch on a broom, but also got an invisibility cloak. With the appearance of a sorcerer's stone, he became a famous student in the whole school.

2. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone needs 50~ 100 words and the feeling of the whole book. If Voldemort knows nothing, it is love. He didn't realize that love as strong as your mother's will leave a mark on you. This is not a scar, nor a visible trace ... being deeply loved by a person, even if the person who loves us is dead. In Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry is only 1 1 year old; Porter has shown his unique side. His courage is far beyond our reach, his intelligence is beyond our reach, and his magical talent is beyond our reach. Sometimes I envy him, sometimes I envy him and sometimes I worship him. My heart became tense when I read that Harry was almost caught in the restricted area. When I read that Harry accepted Dumbledore's bonus points in the auditorium, my heart was also happy. The book Harry Potter seems to have enchanted me, and the colorful plots and unexpected events in the book deeply attracted me. Having said that, I sincerely admire J.K. Rowling, the author of this book. Her imagination is probably unparalleled. The most wonderful part of this book is probably that Harry Potter bravely defended magic on the fourth floor. Porter's courage and persistence, with them, you can move towards the future and create brilliance.

3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone If Voldemort can't understand anything, it is love. He didn't realize that your mother's strong love for you would leave a mark on you. This is not a scar or visible trace.

Being deeply loved by such a person, even if the person who loved us has died, will leave us with an eternal amulet hidden in your skin. It is for this reason that Quirrell can't touch you. Quirrell was full of hatred, greed and ambition. He sold his soul to Voldemort. Meeting a person with such a beautiful mark on his body will make him feel unbearable pain. (albus dumbledore) We need superhuman courage to deal with the enemy, but it also takes a lot of courage to stand firm in front of friends (albus dumbledore), which is enough to make any child who can't walk or talk go to his head and become famous in one fell swoop! Even famous for things he doesn't remember! Wouldn't it be better to let him grow up away from the past until he can accept all this and let him know? (albus dumbledore) It's not that I'm brave or anything, but that I can't name him because I don't know. (Harry Potter) It seems that fame doesn't mean everything (severus snape) Let me explain. The happiest people in the world can regard Eris' mirror as an ordinary mirror, that is, what they see in the mirror is his own appearance. It shows us the deepest and most urgent things in our hearts. The strongest desire. You have never met your family, so you see them standing around you. Ron Weasley has been dwarfed by his brothers, so he sees his loneliness, which is the best of them. However, this mirror can neither teach us knowledge nor tell us the truth. People waste their time in front of it, obsessed with what they see, and even driven crazy. Because they don't know if everything in the mirror is true or not. (albus dumbledore) It's no good indulging in illusory dreams and forgetting real life. (albus dumbledore) You must face him, Neville. He is always domineering, but we have no reason to give in to him and let him succeed easily! (Ron Weasley) What did you do wrong? Now you must pay the price. (rubeus hagrid) Innocent people always suffer first, which has been the case for hundreds of years, and it still is. (Ronan) If you want to be cursed all your life, you might as well die. (Harry Potter) I know it seems incredible to a young man like you, but for Nicole and Pereno, in fact, death means that you can finally sleep after a long day. For sober people, death is just another great adventure. You know the philosopher's stone is not a good thing. With it, no matter how much wealth you want and how long you live, you can get what you want. These two things are what human beings want most. Humans just like to choose things that are least beneficial to them. (albus dumbledore) Just call him Voldemort and Harry. Always use the right name for things. Fear of a name intensifies fear of the thing itself. (albus dumbledore) Truth is a beautiful and terrible thing (albus dumbledore) If Voldemort can't understand anything, it is love. He didn't realize, like you. Being deeply loved by such a person, even if the person who loved us has died, will leave us with an eternal amulet hidden in your skin. It is for this reason that Quirrell can't touch you. Quirrell was full of hatred, greed and ambition. He sold his soul to Voldemort. Meeting a person with such a beautiful mark on his body will make him feel unbearable pain. (albus dumbledore) We need superhuman courage to deal with the enemy, but it also takes a lot of courage to stand in front of friends (albus dumbledore) "If you can't see where its brain is hidden, never believe what you can think of." Arthur? Weasley: "Voldemort's method of creating hostility and conflict is very clever." Only by showing the same unbreakable friendship and trust can we fight them to the end. As long as we are United, differences in habits and languages will not become obstacles. " Albus? Dumbledore: If you want to kill Harry, you must kill the three of us! Ron? What's the advantage of Weasley against the most evil demon in history? Just to save innocent lives! I'd rather die than betray my friends! "-Sirius? Blake: I will never turn to the dark side! Harry? Potter "I'm just diligent and a little smart-but there are more important things-friendship and courage." "-Hermione? Granger sent her to hell for us, Peeves. It takes extraordinary courage to resist your enemies, but it takes more courage to stand your ground in front of friends. "-arbus? Dumbledore: "If there is any way to make everyone read this book, the best way is to ban it! "-Hermione? Granger Ron) "... if I blow up my aunt, the Ministry of Magic will definitely not let me go.

Look, they'll dig me up first, and my mother will kill me. "How about those monster books, huh? When we asked for two, the clerk almost didn't cry. "

"I have ten galleons," Hermione said, looking at her purse. "My birthday is in September. My mother and father gave me some money in advance to buy myself a birthday present. " "How about buying a good book?" Ron asked, playing dumb.

"What's that?" "It's either a big cat or a little tiger." Harry said.

(Crookhill) However, Percy held out his hand solemnly, as if he and Harry had never met. He said, "Harry, I'm so glad to see you."

"Hello, Percy." Harry said, trying not to laugh.

"How are you?" Percy said affectedly, shaking hands with him. That look seems to have been introduced.

I found some good words and sentences about Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. I seem to have organized something like this before: 1. Penny Menstruation often says Dudley looks like an angel-but Harry says he looks like a pig with a wig.

Uncle Vernon complained to Petunia about menstruation while driving. He always likes to complain. The people he met at work, Harry, meetings, Harry, banks and Harry are just a few topics he likes to complain about.

Before they took Harry away, a smiling lady in the ice cream truck had asked Harry what he wanted to eat, so they had to buy Harry a cheap lemon popsicle. Actually, the popsicle is not bad, Harry thought.

He licked the popsicle and watched a gorilla scratch his head. This gorilla looks like Dudley, except that its hair is not golden. Hagrid looked down at the umbrella and stroked his beard.

"I shouldn't have lost my temper," he said ruefully, "but it's no use. I wanted to turn him into a pig, but maybe he is too like a pig, so there is no need to change anything. "

5. "quaffle was immediately grabbed by angelina johnson of Gryffindor-what an excellent chaser that girl is-113-and she is charming-""Jordan!" "I'm sorry, professor." "You can also ask your parents if they know Flamel."

Ron said, "It's safe to ask them." "Very safe, because they are all dentists."

Hermione said. 7. "It bit me!" Ron said, show them his hand wrapped in a bloody handkerchief.

"I can't get a pen for a week. To tell the truth, the dragon is the most terrible animal I have ever seen, but from the way Hagrid treats it, you think it is a furry little rabbit.

After it bit me, Hagrid wouldn't let me scare it. I heard him sing a lullaby to it when I left. "

8. Hermione always likes to review the exam content after the exam, but Ron says it makes him feel sick. 9. As soon as the three men came to the stone steps outside, Harry said to Ron and Hermione, "Well, we must do this now," he whispered eagerly. "A person is responsible for watching Snape-wait outside the staff lounge and follow him if he comes out.

Hermione, you better do this. ""why me? ""Sure, "said Ron." You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick. "

He pretended to be a shrill female voice. "Oh, Professor Flitwick, I'm so worried. I think I may have chosen the wrong b in question 14. "10." Have a nice holiday-hmm-"Hermione said. She looked at Uncle Vernon's back in disbelief and was surprised that there were such annoying people in the world.

"Oh, I will be happy." Harry said.

Ron and Hermione were surprised by a big smile on his face. They don't know that we are not allowed to use magic at home. This summer vacation, I will make fun of Dudley.

5. Excerpts from "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone": 1. "What should come will always come, and once it comes, we must face it bravely."

Hagrid 2. "I just study hard, rely on a little cleverness, and there are more important things-friendship and courage"-Hermione 3. "I know, for a young man like you, it seems incredible; But for Nicole and Pereno, death is actually like going to bed after a long day. Moreover, for sober people, death is just another great adventure.

You know, the philosopher's stone is actually not a wonderful thing. With it, no matter how much wealth you want and how long you live, you can get it! These two things are what human beings want most ―― the problem is that human beings just like to choose things that are least beneficial to them. "-Dumbledore 4." There are many kinds of courage. We need superhuman courage to deal with the enemy, and we also need great courage to hold our ground in front of our friends. "

Dumbledore 5. "The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing that needs to be treated with extra care." Dumbledore 6. "It's no use indulging in illusory dreams and forgetting real life." Dumbledore 7. "There is a feeling that will never disappear, and that is love"-Dumbledore 8. "Temporarily numbing the pain will only make things worse when you finally feel the pain."

Dumbledore 9. "Always use the right name for things. The fear of a name will strengthen the fear of the thing itself. "

-Dumbledore 10. "Being deeply loved by such a person will leave us an eternal amulet, even if the person who loves us is dead. He hides in your skin. "

-Dumbledore's philosophy of life 1. Everyone has a gift, even if you think he is a total loser. Look what Harry's uncle and aunt finally found out about him! Everyone has a gift, even those who you think love to play. Look at Uncle Harry, menstruating. They finally discovered his greatness.

Revenge will only make you look bad. Harry may sometimes try to get his sick cousin into trouble, but it always backfires. Revenge will only make you bring shame on yourself. Harry sometimes tries to get his annoying cousin into trouble, but it always backfires.

Even if you don't know it, people may be paying attention to your progress (or your role model). Before Harry first went to Hogwarts, he didn't know that so many people were interested in his performance. Even if you don't know it now, maybe many people will follow your footsteps (or follow your example) in the future. Harry didn't know that so many people would be interested in him before he came to Hogwarts. 4. Reputation may not be as good as people say. Harry Potter was already famous when he came to Hogwarts. And it. May be rewarded in some ways, but also attracted the envy and negative attention of boys like Malfoy. Fame does not necessarily bring praise.

When Harry came to Hogwarts, he was already famous in the wizarding world. But this will have different effects, such as attracting the envy of people like Malfoy.

People are complicated, it is difficult to see all their souls at once. At first, Hermione looked like a very nervous show off. For too long, Harry and others can't see how kind she is. People are complex, and it is difficult to know all the qualities of a person at once. At first, Hermione seemed to like to show off her cleverness.

It took Harry and others a long time to find out that she was actually a very nice person. 6. It's easy to be an opponent. It's hard to be an opponent. It is easy to be the enemy of others, but it is not easy to be a compassionate enemy.

7. Things are seldom what they seem. Hagrid looks big and scary, and his pets look terrible, but in fact he is one of the most trustworthy people in the school. His pets are lovely animals. People and things are not what they seem. Hagrid is tall and scary, and his pets are monsters, but in fact he is Harry's most trusted friend at school, and his pets are actually quite cute.

8. Alliances are very important. There are many alliances in the Harry Potter story. People form alliances for strength or the way to change things. Allies are important. There are many different kinds of allies in the story of Harry Potter.

People form alliances in order to gain power or change things. 9. Alliances can be dangerous. When you form an alliance with a group of people, your destinies are intertwined. You are sharing your weaknesses, and things are easy to go wrong. This is not to say that you should avoid alliances, but that you must choose to care to avoid harm. Allies can be dangerous. When you become allies with a group of people, your destinies are intertwined.

At the same time, you are also exposing your weaknesses, which makes it easy for many things to leave you. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't form an alliance with others, but you must choose your allies carefully to avoid being hurt.

10. Sometimes danger comes from the corner where your closest friend is. Sometimes, danger comes from your closest friends.

6. The highlight of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, with good words and sentences, is the feeling of a boy with brown hair and a pair of wide-brimmed glasses on his nose.

He holds a magic wand and can easily take you into the magical world, so that you are always amazed by his divine power. He has a magic broom. When he rides the broom, he can fly freely in the air.

Who is he? He is the magical little wizard-Harry Potter. In the book Harry Potter, all the illusory things have become real.

There are wizards, monsters, elves and demons. They represent good and evil respectively.

And this kind boy, Harry Potter, is the protagonist of this story. From the whole book, the author takes the magical experience of this little magician as a clue, thus showing the sincere feelings between children, students and teachers, and the fact that some children persist in not retreating in the face of difficulties, fight evil tactfully, and use their limited strength to escape difficulties again and again.

The most special thing about this book is that it describes the life of Harry Potter and his friends in this mysterious magic school. Everything is so amazing. In this mysterious country, there are old and young wizards, and owls become their messengers. Letters and periodicals: You can read aloud by yourself. A broomstick is a means of transportation, as many as birds in the sky.

Chess can think. When the master tells it how to go, it listens to the order and orders an F to move into place automatically. The people in the portrait are all alive, smiling and blinking, and they visit each other whenever they have time.

And everything else, it's amazing. No wonder Harry Potter can become a little wizard who is popular all over the world.

I really admire the author of this book. He has such a rich imagination! In this book 5, what I admire most is the bravery of Harry Potter and his friends in the face of evil forces. They have always had such a belief: "This is an unusual country, there will always be dangers, but as long as you believe in yourself and face difficulties bravely, even if you are a devil, there is nothing to be afraid of, even if you are in a life-threatening predicament, as long as you use the magic you learned at school properly, you will surely win."

What a firm belief this is! Every time I see this thrilling moment, I am moved by their firmness, and at the same time I sweat for these children who have magical experiences. After all, evil triumphs over good, and those who do evil will not come to a good end in the end. In a word, the feeling this book gives me can only be described in one word-"magic".

In another corner of this world, there is a magical country. There, there is a boy with incredible power-Harry Potter.

While I was studying, I fell into a magical time and space. Some people may think that Harry Potter is a bit exaggerated, but it is really amazing. Otherwise, why does it stir the world and make so many readers crazy?

I am one of the people fascinated by it. I remember the first time I contacted Harry Potter, it was the school that organized us to go to the movies.

I admit that I am really behind the times. My classmates have watched this movie many times. It's only the first time for me. After the movie, I quickly dragged my best friend to the bookstore.

I don't know where I came from, so I was so determined to buy books. As soon as I entered the bookstore, I grabbed the book Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets from the pile of books without hesitation and went to the checkout counter angrily.

Confused the minions. From then on, I began to love Harry Potter, yearned for the mysterious Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and liked every character and magical creature in the book. I like every love story and sentence in the book; I like swimming in this magical world created by Aunt Rowling.

All this makes me sincerely admire Aunt Rowling's writing talent. Her rich imagination and ingenious conception method make readers a little confused. In particular, the climax and unexpected ending of the story can always make people shine at the moment and make readers memorable.

What's more, all the characters in the book seem to have jumped out of Aunt Rowling's hand. Brave Harry, passionate but always joking Ron, resourceful Hermione, and so on.

Although they know magic, they are so close to life. It is these unique characters that make up this unique book.

When you hold it in your hand, your mood will change with the change of the story, and you will gradually integrate into it, and you have to sigh its magic! So every time I read this set of books, I always forget to eat and forget the time, and I always don't want to leave. In my mother's words, it is "possessed"! As for the reason, I think this is the magic of Harry Potter, which has caused a sensation all over the world! It is magic that others want to learn but can't-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. After reading it, I wandered between books. There are often one or two famous books that I appreciate very much, but when I came into contact with that book, I was fascinated and moved by it. I have read it thousands of times and kept it in my mind.

So when I say a spell, it will stay in my mind for a long time ... I pick up my wand and say a familiar spell, and it will appear with me: a child named Harry Potter, a different child, was born with a sign against the bad guy Voldemort, a scar shaped like lightning. This is the remnant of the curse of death, because his mother's sacrifice turned his death into that scar.

He was adopted by his uncle and had a very wronged childhood. His cousin Dudley always bullied him with his big guy, so he used 1 1 year. On his 1 1 birthday, an unusual thing happened that changed his life.

Hagrid, a seemingly horrible but gentle guard, sent him a letter of admission to the magic school, proving that he was born a wizard. He was very happy to go to school, and he also learned a series of things in the wizarding world, such as diagon alley.

At school, I also met two good friends, one is Ron, who is a fool, and the other is his mother, who also treats Harry as a child. One is Hermione with excellent academic performance. She has two ordinary Muggle parents.

(Non-magic people) They Qi Xin worked together to save the philosopher's stone and fought hard with Voldemort, eventually destroying Voldemort's dream and winning everyone's respect. Flaubert once said: Right?

7. It is useless to indulge in dreams and forget life.

Don't forget your life by dreaming.

For a sober person, death is just a great adventure.

It is no use indulging in illusory dreams and forgetting real life. Please remember.

It is our own choice to express our true self, which is more important than our ability.

It takes extraordinary courage to resist your enemies, but it takes more courage to stand your ground in front of friends.

Humans just like to choose things that are least beneficial to them.

Death is actually like going to bed after a long day.

Moreover, for sober people, death is just another great adventure.

(albus dumbledore)

8. A good word from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone professor Teruo (the incarnation of Buddha and demon): "There is no absolute good or evil in this world, only the strong and the weak who can't tell the truth!"

Dean Deng Bupu Rongsu (the most powerful old wizard at Hogwarts): "Only those who really look for the philosopher's stone, not those who deliberately want to use her, can really get her!" "The invisible mark your mother left on your skin is love!" "It takes a lot of courage to face the enemy bravely, but it takes more courage to face friends bravely!"

Ma Fen (a wizard of an aristocratic family, a first-year student): "Hello, Mr. Harry Potter! You will find that people in this world are born with advantages and disadvantages! "

Sneilli (beautiful little witch): "I only rely on books and cleverness." To be a truly great magician, I need something more important, love and courage! " "

Sorry, that's all I can find.