69 is followed by a joke.

1. Q: Blue knife and blue gun.

A: A sword is not as good as a gun (the sword is blue).

Q: The man in this gold dress.

A: One Ming (name) surprised (gold) people.

Q: The number "3" did a somersault on the road, and then another somersault.

A: Three transgressions twice.

Q: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge. Why?

A: I can't forget (Wang) after reading (Mu).

5. Q: The eleventh book

A: Unbelievable (book 1 1)

6. Q: Cattle, pigs, dogs and sheep race. After crossing the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep didn't breathe. Why?

Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

7. Q: The calendar was stung by a bee.

A: The wind (bees) and the sun (calendars).

8. Here comes a bear.

Come prepared (bear comes)

9. Q: A sheep is called an eagle.

Yang (sheep) serves (telephone) Yin (eagle) fouls (hello)

10. Q: What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

A: Not slovenly (never stop bats)

1 1. Q: The mobile phone can't be transferred to the toilet. Why?

A: It's now or never.

12. Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Bullets (eggs) are raining in the forest.

13. Q: Eat with chopsticks.

The number of people who eat (chopsticks) is (to)

14. Q: There are ten sheep, and nine have been squatting in the pigsty.

A: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

15. q: oh, my god, this is the only one in the whole area who hasn't installed a phone yet.

A: Perfect (God, no phone)

16. Q: Why did the hat turn over when it was dirty?

A: Zhang Guan Dai Li (in the stolen crown)

17. Q: Xiao Yu's mother said Xiao Yu's father was impotent.

A: I can't stop (for Dad).

18. Q: The magic soap made from pig liver and bear bile.

Answer: Be honest with each other (soap)

19. q: cows are called calves when they are young. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young?

Son of a bitch turtle

20. Q: What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

A: Antibiotics.

2 1. Q: Why didn't the fireworks hit the stars?

A: Because the stars will "flash"

22. Q: What do you call a woman who has been divorced many times?

A: All previous jobs (public jobs) have been abandoned.

23. Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

A: Because the truth (image) came out.

24. Q: Who will be eliminated when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Eliminate wolves (Momotaro)

25. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat.

Why: Because he always gives people round hands!

26. Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat!

Why: Because he can't see his fingers. ...

27. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

29. Q: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12 building?

fat person

30. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

Answer: dragonfly, because dragonfly is in the sky.

3 1. Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting. What will it be called when it grows up?

Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)! Stupid!

32. Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?

My surname is Chen, because I am human.

33. Q: What line do monkeys hate most?

Answer: Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas).

34. Q: Who is the most embarrassing historical figure?

A: Su Wu. Because Su Wu is herding sheep by the North Sea!

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit!

Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast!

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

Um ... Rabbit. ...

Q: Wrong! That turtle took off her sunglasses, yeah! It's that fast turtle again!

36. Q: Two people fell into the trap. Dead is dead. What's the name of the living person?

A: Call for help!

37. Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Q: The ants went to the desert. Why didn't he leave footprints on the beach, but only a line?

Because it rides a bike!

Q: The ants came home from the desert. He didn't inform anyone, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!

See his bike parked downstairs. ...

Q: When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified?

A: When buying instant noodles. ...

Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day, the white cat fell into the water. The black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? ...

Q: What is this sentence?

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A: "Meow" …

4 1. Q: Which is higher, A or C?

A: ABCD, so it's C.

42. Q: In fairy tales, who has the smallest breasts?

Little Red Riding Hood

Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf.

43. Q: Who won the fight between the stone and the rice cake?

A: It's a stone. Because the rice cake is soft-hearted, the stone threw it into the sea with one foot.

44. Q: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

A: What a beautiful jasmine-#

45. There was once a couple who were getting married. As a result, the male pig's foot received a notice of enlistment. On the day he left, he invited the girl to the seaside, took the ring he prepared for her and said, "I'll meet you at the old place in two years." Then, please be my bride.

Two years later, the female pig's feet went to the seaside, and the male pig's feet appeared before it got dark. She took off her ring and threw it into the sea.

The male pig's feet waited until dark in the place where they often dated, and did not wait for the female pig's feet. They shed tears in pain, and they never contacted again.

N years later, the male pig's feet were fishing by the sea. Guess what he caught?

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..... caught the rice cake. ...

46. There is a little pig. His mother doesn't like him and wants to send him away. One day, mother pig took her little pig to a far away place where there was no bus. As a result, the pig came back the next day.

Another day, mother pig threw the pig far away, where there was no road. A few days later, the pig came back.

Another day, mother pig took her little pig to a far, far place, where there was nothing and it was endless. Guess what?

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..... As a result, the pig didn't come back. ...

47. Q: Who gave you the water of forgetting?

A: It's from "Aha" because, "Aha ~ Give me a cup of forgetful water ..."

48. Q: Where are the busiest telephone users?

Attendant: Ningbo ... because the subscriber you dialed (Ningbo) is busy. ...

49. Q: Don't go out if you don't have much money on rainy days?

Answer: Because, don't go out in rainy days (4,000 W) ... Don't go out in rainy days without an umbrella (3,000 W). ...

When I came back from other places, everyone met me at the airport. There were three planes. ...

The first plane arrived, and everyone cheered and thought I was on the plane. I see, it's uncle 69, everyone: cut ~

The second plane arrived and everyone continued to cheer. Look at AKI coming down, everyone: cut ~

The last one, everyone thinks, must be Cece, still cheering my name. As a result, guess who came back?

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..... the pig is back. ...

5 1. q: guess an English sentence: "ababbaaaaaaaaaabbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

A: Long time no see.

52. Q: Who does Bruce Lee like best?

Bruce Lee likes A Duo best!

Woman: Because he always shouts, "A Duo A Duo Addo! ! ! ! ! "

Q: A policeman, a doctor, a teacher and a college student went out together and saw a thief stealing on the road. Who stood up and stopped the thief?

Answer: doctor, because "the road is rough, call (doctor)" ...

54. Q: The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the puppy carry it first?

Answer: Because Wangwang Xianbei (back first) …

Where was the bright moon born? -At sea, because of the moon, the sea is full now.

Who gave birth to the bright moon? -Blue sky, because when is the bright moon? Ask Blue Sky Wine.

Who is Qingtian's husband? -blue sea, because the blue sea is clear and the night is in my heart.

How is the blue sky and blue sea? -difficult, because there is no turning back in the end of the world, and the blue sea and blue sky are even more difficult.

Has Qingtian been a mistress? -Yes, because of young Bao Qingtian.

How long did Qingtian live? -at least thousands of years, because asking heaven for love and hate for thousands of years.

Does Yue Ming like to sleep naked? Yes, because there is such bright light at the foot of my bed.

Has Yue Ming ever been restricted in his personal freedom? Yes, because there is a bright moon in Qin and a bright moon in Han.

What did Yue Ming send during this period? -Acacia, because the bright moon sends acacia thousands of miles away.

During this period, what did Yue Ming get? -Worried, because I'm worried about the moon.

What was Yue Ming's mental state during this period? -crazy, because the moon is bright in Qin dynasty and the wind is cool in Han dynasty.

Did Yue Ming come to me after he regained his personal freedom? -you never looked for me, because when will the moon shine on me?

There is also a guy who is awesome and added one:

"Who raped Qingtian?" -Egret, because a line of egrets went to heaven!

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Why is 1 Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

Who is taller, 2 A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)

Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine (a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

8 1234567890 which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

10 What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

13 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out? Answer: betel nut

14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

15 why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

17 A fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fatty.

18 chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

19 Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

2 1 Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 ETs drove away UFOs.

What's the name of a 25-day-old child? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the child's name? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the child of the Red Bean Family? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is the excrement of celery? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What if the pigs in the pigsty come for the third time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

37 A and b can be transformed into each other, b can produce c in boiling water, c can be oxidized into d in air, and d smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will forget the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

4 1 Why does the rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

42. Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

The dog and the rabbit went to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog recite first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

What doesn't spit when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is playing Chopin's serenade? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where are your pigeons hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is 67? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

There was a bean in 7 1 and it fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is 73 meters' mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

75 eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {make a foodie} answer: chocolate bar

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra.

So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

8 1 which historical figure is the most worth fighting? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).