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Funny copywriting suitable for aunties during their period. Interesting remarks for aunties during their period.

Funny copywriting suitable for aunties during their period. Interesting words for aunties during their period. I have compiled these and hope you like them!

1. I don’t dare to speak out late at night and am out of breath. My heart feels like needles pricking me throughout the day. I still see a bright smile.

2. It is impossible for everyone to feel others personally. The pain is just like men never know what it feels like for their aunt to have dysmenorrhea.

3. I will definitely hold a party to celebrate in the future

4. My stomach feels like someone drove an excavator and ran over it, and I graduated from Lanxiang

5. I’m already suffering a lot, so I can’t bear the slightest grievance

6. Girls who don’t have dysmenorrhea probably saved the galaxy in their previous life.

7. I was irritable when I came, but relaxed and happy when I left.

8. Dysmenorrhea is not a disease. The pain can kill people.

9. My monthly flow rate is up

10. People with dysmenorrhea have to rely on ibuprofen to survive. People with dysmenorrhea

11. My stomach feels like The person who was run over by an excavator was still a graduate of Lanxiang

12. Please take a detour if your stomach is under construction today

13. The washing machine turned on the drum mode in your stomach

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14. I am already suffering a lot, so I can’t bear the slightest grievance

15. It’s like using an awl to dig a hole in my knee.

16. No one can be responsible for your aunt’s mania.

17. Everyone will leave you, even your aunt who comes back to you every month will leave you.

18. Ex, I hope your current partner comes to visit you every day.

19. If my aunt didn’t have dysmenorrhea, I think I would be very willing to be a girl.

20. Nowadays, the price of sanitary napkins has increased by ten yuan per pack! My aunt can’t even afford it!

21. The most free and easy person in the world is my aunt, come to think of it Just come and leave whenever you want.

22. If your heart is like a knife, why do you have the ability to try it?

23. It’s like a big river flowing eastward

24. It’s flowing above Hot blood is flowing under the hot sweat

25. Worrying that you won’t come and fearing that you will mess up

26. Crushing boulders

27. Breaking down for a week< /p>

28. Men don’t need to experience menstrual cramps, as long as they can avoid eating cold, sour and spicy food for a few days.

29. Today, your mother has her period for the first time in two years. Not feeling well. The mood is also very irritable.

30. "How can you be mediocre when your blood is boiling?" "Speak in human language" "Auntie is here"

31. Drink one glass of wine into the stomach, and then watch the pain spread, all the time I don’t want to let myself go...

32. There is no existence in the world that is more awesome than an aunt. Whether it comes or not, it can make life worse than death.

33. Except for women*. Besides menstruation, there are also low periods. For example, right now I am irritable, restless, angry and depressed