Five classic humorous jokes

1, the young couple quarreled over a trifle. After the quarrel, the husband regretted it, so he let his wife watch two horses pulling a car outside. He said, "Why can't we go forward together like those two horses?"

The wife said angrily, "We are not two horses, because one of us is a donkey!" " "

Xiao Wang, a young worker, wanted to transfer his job, so he had a drink with the factory director.

After three rounds of drinking, Xiao Wang took out the application report and handed it to the factory director. The drunken factory director picked up a pen and heavily signed two words on the application report-good wine.

One day, an elephant in the zoo died suddenly, and the keeper came and immediately threw himself on the elephant and cried. Seeing this scene, the tourists were deeply moved and said, "The affection between this keeper and this elephant is too deep." Unexpectedly, someone interjected: "There is a rule in this zoo that if an animal raised by someone dies, then the grave of this animal must be dug by the keeper." How can he not cry? "

4. He Si had an argument with his neighbor, and He Si rudely scolded each other: "You are a pig!" This matter was known by the security officer of the community, so four people were fined 30 yuan.

He Si received the ticket, unconvinced: "Last month, I called him a pig. You only fined me 20 yuan. "

"Sorry," the security guard said with a wry smile. "The price of pork has gone up recently."

After lunch, the boss happily returned to the office and told the employees some jokes he heard outside. All the employees burst into laughter except one female employee.

The boss said to the salesgirl, "What's the matter? Don't you have any sense of humor? "

The salesgirl replied, "I don't have to laugh!" " I'm leaving next week anyway. "

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