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Two-part allegorical sayings related to crossword puzzles and homophones
1. Brother Baitou: (the first word of the answer is homophonic)
Pretend to be the wall of harmony (guess & gt figure 1): Answer: Jia (fake) Baoyu.
Kuafu chases the sun (guess photography noun 1): Answer: Feel (chase) the light.
2. Brother Su Xin: (The answer is singular with more than three words, and the middle word must be homophonic)
Black whirlwind meets mother (guess Peking Opera I): Answer: fluffy (back) mother.
No contact with dignitaries (guess the polite expression 1): Answer: No official department.
3. Basic grid: (The last word of the answer is homophonic)
Group wedding (guess the idiom 1): answer: in groups (right)
Global decline (guess sports events 1): Answer: World Cup (sadness)
4. pear lattice: (the answer is more than two words, all of which are homophonic)
Only pay attention to official career (guess tourist attractions 1): Answer: Friendship Pass (Intention Officer).
Pony lying (guess the market): Answer: Wal-Mart (sleeping horse)
Homophonic xiehouyu:
The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine
The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)
Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)
Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)
No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)
Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)
Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.
A jacket two feet wide.
Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg
Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)
Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.
Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)
Valley Drumming-Memories (Rings)
Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )
Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)
The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)
Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)
Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain
Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)
The young monk patted the fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online should be promoted.
This style of play)
The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)
Tinkers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)
The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )
Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.
Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)
Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)
Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)
Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)
Couplets:
Shanglian:
Shan Tong picked chestnuts and packed them in a box.
Downlink:
The old man selling the mausoleum will fall, and the tomb will be empty.
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