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Three bowls of traditional Chinese characters that can't be mailed
Song Wu, originally from Qinghe County, is also known as "WuErlang" because he ranks second. After the bloody case in Yuanyang Building, Jianghu people called him "Monkey Song Wu" in order to avoid the government and pretend to be a monk.
Song Wu drank three bowls of wine in Jingyanggang restaurant and killed a white-fronted tiger with his bare hands. "Three bowls can't cross the mountain" is famous all over the world. Song Wu eventually lost an arm in Fang La, and finally died in Liuhe Temple, living to the age of 80.
Story background
Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a threatening letter from a restaurant. ?
Song Wu was afraid of the jokes in the shop and walked on. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger.
When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength.
Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears to bleed everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground.
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