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Boring, what would be funnier?

1. Love is not said, it is done

2. Pure, fictitious, chaotic, is a beauty

3. Those who don’t want to eat swan meat A toad is not a good toad

4. If you want to marry, marry someone else first, and then you marry me, take his savings, and lead his sister

Sister, open Come with his BMW

5. It is too hard and tiring for a wife to run a household, so having only one wife is not enough

The highest realm of life

With a Saudi salary, you can live in House in the UK, use a Swedish mobile phone, wear a Swiss watch, marry a Korean woman, have a Japanese mistress, get a Thai massage, drive a German car, fly on an American plane, drink French red wine, eat Australian seafood, smoke Cuban cigars, wear Italian leather shoes, and play with Spanish girls , watch Austrian opera, buy a Russian villa, hire a Filipino maid, provide Israeli bodyguards, take a Turkish sauna, and work as a Chinese cadre.