What is the funniest and weirdest reason or sentence for breaking up in history?

You are a QQ member. I think I am not worthy of you. Let’s break up.

For example, his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

Your QQ level is already two suns, and I am only two moons. I am not worthy of you. Let’s break up.

4 years ago, the fortune teller said that I was 2 years old. There will be a big tribulation later, and I probably won’t be able to survive it. I broke up with my girlfriend just like that at that time, and it’s so embarrassing to see her now.

My girlfriend said that her brother was 22, so she proposed to break up.

Let’s break up because our genders are inconsistent.

My friend’s boyfriend thought she kept wearing high heels, wearing lipstick, and applying messy nail polish, so he broke up with her six months later

Forget it because you always like to sneak into my skirts. This time you even wore my dad's skirt. I want to break up with you.

I don’t want you to encounter a love rival of the opposite sex, so I want to break up with you.

I like you, you like me, but we don’t like the same person, so we can’t force it.

He said that my bangs are too small for my lips and not worthy of his colorful afro

The orange production in Hunan has decreased, I want to break up with you.

The anchor of CCTV is wearing a scarf, I want to break up with you.

My boyfriend said that his ex-girlfriend is getting married, so he wants to break up with me. ?

I come from the planet Cybertron, and now my planet is suffering and I must go back.