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The ditty "Exploring Qingshui River" (library compilation and sharing)
"Exploring Qingshui River" has been spread all over the streets and alleys, with various adaptations of singing and singing, and the feudal dross in the original content has also been eliminated and purified. The stories in it have been deleted and incomplete, after all, children should not be like this. But for adults who can distinguish right from wrong, good and evil, it is also interesting to learn about other word books with a correct attitude.
In addition to the Beijing ditty, "Exploring Qingshui River", Deyun Society's version or Mr. Zhao Junliang's aria, the Northeastern Errenzhuan also has this aria. The two of them talked, learned, and sang, and the countryside was full of dirty jokes. It is inevitable that there will be some tiger and wolf words infiltrated in it, and you must have a correct attitude. Obscene words talk about behavior but not the heart.
This story usually has two endings. One is that Da Lian jumped into the river, and Xiao Liuzi burst into tears and went to the river to burn paper money. The other is that the two committed adultery and both jumped into the river to die in love. The one shared below is slightly different from the above two, but the ending also gives a happy ending of reincarnation, which can be regarded as comforting to the audience.
The lyrics are as follows:
The peach leaves are sharp and pointed, the willow leaves are turning around lightly, friends, listen carefully and I will speak;
What I sang was about Yanbian Town in the west of Beijing. In the troupe, there was a Song named Lao San. Speaking of Song Lao San, the old couple sold cigarettes and had no children in their lives. They gave birth to a daughter, Chanjuan. Na.
This girl is eighteen years older, and her baby name is Lotus, which is called Da Lian.
Where does the sun go to the west? Brother Liu is walking along the wall. The big lotus is like the heart of a flower. (My) Brother Six is ??like a flower and a butterfly, flying over. Go around and pick your fancy.
Oh my God, I feel so sad for Da Lian. I complain about my parents and smoke opium. I am afraid that I will delay the youth of Xiaonu’s family. People have passed that youth. Where can I find a boy in spring?
When the drum beats at the second watch, and someone coughs outside, I know that my sixth brother has come to my home. If outsiders know about it, they will laugh at me. If my parents find out, they will not tolerate it. oops.
The drums are busy in the middle of the night. Brother Xiaoliu wants to climb the wall, which alarms the naughty girl in the next room. I lowered my jaw and opened both doors. I took my sixth brother by the hand and the two of us entered the embroidery room.
The two of them had gums. In a hurry, I took off my clothes and passed the tip of Dalian's tongue to Brother Six's upper teeth. My darling kept screaming, little thing. If you are not careful, your life will be met with the King of Hell.
The drums are scorching at the fourth watch, and the machetes are being played in the bed. The chickens don’t crow and the dogs don’t bite. Oh my God, it’s dawn. Why don’t I let my sixth brother go away if I have the heart? If my parents saw it, , you can’t spare me, wow.
At dawn, Brother Xiaoliu came out of the room. When his parents saw him, they yelled, "You damn girl, you have ruined the good reputation of our family. Today I will Damn it, I can't tolerate you.
Six o'clock, six clever things, my God, Da Lian, I have nothing to say, so I took my sixth brother and came to the Qingshui River. I called Brother Liu, please go home quickly. I have Da Lian. Jump into the Qingshui River.
The two are separated.
Eight o'clock in the morning, eight coincidences, brother Xiaoliu couldn't stop crying. Holding the incense paper in his hand, I came to the Qingshui River. Once Sister Dalian dies, you only care about yourself. Brother Liu, I If you have any insight, please tell me.
Nine o'clock in the morning, my God, brother Xiaoliu is in his dream, dreaming of Sister Dalian, coming to my bed, holding Brother Liu's hand, come with me quickly, let's The two of us will be reunited in the underworld.
What a coincidence, the two of them entered the gate of hell and saw the Lord of Hell. They knelt down to complain about their grievances. The Lord of Hell was so happy when he saw them. They gave birth to a good couple. They will meet again in the next life. Reunion.
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