Beg to tell jokes

1 in this dark night, may the goddess of the moon give me strength,, and let me have the courage to say to you,,, really,,

I can't help saying to you, "It's a beautiful day today."

It's really raining hard today. Is God drooling over you, too?

I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

In a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and Tian Zhongzheng stood with you. Your clothes are torn, and your face is dark and full of tears. You said: Is it worth stealing a cabbage and frying it with shells?

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off.

Yes The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

6. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one?

Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

7. Someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily.

Answer: "Comrades have worked hard!"

In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. He rolled his sleeves on the podium and shouted: Attention, students! I want to change.

Shape! ……

That's all. Please make me satisfied. Thank you.