Classic jokes with shorter sentences

1. Let’s talk about a farmer who was driving a cattle cart into the city and was stopped by the police because he didn’t have a license plate. The farmer found a broken board and wrote a plate on it and hung it up. The policeman fainted immediately after looking at the plate. The plate said: OxX-74110.

2. When I was in high school, after class, my classmates rushed outside to buy lunch boxes. In order to arrive before others, a girl took a shortcut, but the manhole cover in front of her was not properly covered and she fell down! After a while, she climbed up on the edge of the well, feeling very embarrassed. A group of junior high school children walked by in horror. She unexpectedly got wise and said while climbing: Hey! It’s so difficult to practice...

3. In a school exam, a boy was sitting in the last row. He received an answer from a classmate. He was so excited that he immediately started copying. Just when he was about to copy a lot, he looked up and saw The invigilator walked towards him with a smile, obviously he had seen it. This man's later behavior became a classic for our whole grade: He straightened up and looked directly at the teacher very calmly, then put the answer sheet on his nose and blew it hard, and then threw a parabola in a cool and unrestrained manner - into the garbage behind the door. basket. The teacher glared at him several times, but finally did not have the courage to pick up the evidence.

5. Mr. B went shopping with two buddies. B and one of them were looking at sporting goods, and the other was looking at CDs. A long time passed, and Mr. B suddenly remembered the buddy named Wen, so he shouted: "Where is Brother Wen, where is Brother Wen, where is Brother Wen?" Until the shopping guide girl from the women's clothing counter next door walked towards them with a smile, They suddenly realized it and slipped away with a "swish".