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Who has a cold joke about Conan?

1 Kuroha, hit it!

Hello, I'm snakehead Kuaidou. I'm not at home on business. If it is urgent, please press 1 to leave a message. If you are a policeman in Nakamori, please show your police handbook and press 2 to leave a message. If you are Kudou Shinichi, please figure out what key to press. If you are a white horse, call your watch and send me a book directly. If you are red, please predict the number message.

~ Hello, I'm Qing Zi. What number should I press?

2 Agasa Hiroshi

Hello, this is Ali's home. I'm not at home on business. If you want to talk to Xiao Ai, just call her. Even if she were here, she wouldn't talk to you. If you like my invention, please pay the intellectual property fee to my account at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. I won't agree with too little money.

~ Hello, I'm from the telephone office. You haven't paid the phone bill this month. Please charge the phone bill to our account before 7: 00 tomorrow morning. Turn it off if you pay less or don't.

3 Amy Yeager

This is Amy Yeager's personal phone. If you are Yuantai, I will give you an answer when you go to school tomorrow. If you are Hirohiko, I will reply to you within 2 hours. If you are Conan, I will reply to you in half an hour. If you are a girl who likes Conan, I will wait for you in the playground after school in 15 minutes. We will fight one-on-one

4 Fei Li

This is Princess Law Firm. I can't reply to you now. Please leave a message after the tone. You have the right not to leave a message, but everything you say will be my phone record.

5 Hattori Heiji

Hello, this is Hattori Heiji's private telephone number. If you are a supporter of Kudou Shinichi, please don't leave a message. Please leave a message if you sell whitening products. If you are Ye He, please compress your information within 1 minute.

6 Kudou Shinichi

Hello, I'm Kudou Shinichi. I'm not at home now. If it is an ordinary case, please press1; If it is a kidnapping case, please press 2; If it is a murder, please press 3; If it is a super difficult case, please press 4; If you are Zuhara, you must be a liar. There is only one truth, because Zuyuan won't take the initiative to call me. Thank you for your message.

~ Hello, I'm Xiaolan from Xinyi. If you don't come back, press 120.

7 Haiyuan Ai

Hello, I'm Kurihara. If you are Kudo, I will tell you that APTX-4869 has not been developed yet. A moment, please. If you are a doctor, please buy some radishes, potatoes and onions. We will eat curry rice without meat in the evening. If you are gin, you'd better be brief, stop making any phone calls and come in and kill me.

~ Hello, I'm a salesman ~ ~ ~ Oh ~ ~ No ~ ~ No, I ... I dialed the wrong number.

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