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Shoot a quick video and extract 40 paragraphs from the lost copy.

Make fun of your hair loss with Aauto Quicker as a copywriter (I) 1. It's not easy except getting fat and losing hair.

2. Is there anything you haven't figured out? Why do people lose their hair? ...

This girl is really a strange creature. There is hair all over the floor, and there is hair on the pillow, but there is no hair on her head.

My hair doesn't love me and left me.

I never used a comb again.

6. I can't sleep all night, and a lot of hair loss is about to collapse.

7. Every time I wash my hair, I lose a pile of hair. Although I say my metabolism is not good, I have too many generations.

8. Serious lack of energy to do something, serious hair loss.

9. I lost so much hair after washing my hair once, and I feel that I am not far from baldness.

10. I stayed up all night and lost a lot of hair. I am stuck in some meaningless haze and can't get out, just like walking in a white night.

1 1. Hair loss, hair loss, it's me.

12. Lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

13. Adult life is not easy except getting fat and losing hair. I recently fell into the pit of snacks.

14. I want to sleep, I want to fall asleep! I don't want to lose my hair or go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!

15. It turns out that I'm not the only one who lost my hair.

16. There is too much hair loss, and the amount of hair loss caused by one washing is devastating.

17. It fell off with the hair.

18. Ah, I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.

19. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to sort out all kinds of hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

20. Only hair loss can last for so many years.

Aauto Quicker Video Doby Your Hair Lost Copy (Part 2) 2 1. The world of adults is really difficult. I lost my hair, and now it's all added up. It's not as thick as wearing a ponytail when I was a child.

22. Is the pressure of hair loss really great recently? My mother's silent remarks about whether she has lost weight again suddenly moved me deeply. Well, I still want to say to myself come on!

23. Autumn seasons alternate, and the scalp enters a sensitive period, which is easy to lose hair.

24. alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, or memories!

25. Today, my hair in the shower broke the record again. .............................................................................................................................................................

26. I've gained a lot of weight recently, but I'm fine. Finally, my hair fell out one by one. Last summer was a nightmare. There is no harm in eating more, except gaining weight.

27. I want to sleep! I don't want to lose my hair or go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!

28. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair.

29. Take medicine diligently every day, cook hard, go to bed early and get up early, eat lightly, reduce the intake of drinks, and set five or six alarm clocks to remind me, all in order to lose two hairs.

30. My youth falls off with my hair.

3 1. I hope everything is as simple as hair loss.

32. Hair loss. Hair loss is me.

33. Who says I don't like sports? My hair has been falling freely.

34. Everyone took off the bill, and I lost my hair.

35. I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.

36. Autumn has come, the leaves are yellow, and it is the season of hair loss.

37. But hair loss really scares me.

38.3. Hair is rolled in with a hair dryer, and it loses too much hair. Every time I comb my hair and wash my hair, I lose a lot of hair, although I am not bald.

39. I'm a little worried. Do you need to buy hair loss prevention? I'm worried about my baldness.

40. There are four wishes: no hair loss on the head, no acne on the face, no insomnia at night, and no lack of money on the card.

Aauto Quicker commented on 40 excerpts of high-quality warm-hearted sentences.

Aauto comments on high-quality warm-hearted sentences faster (I) 1. May you have reliable mountains and trees to live in all your life, enjoy flowers in spring, enjoy the cool in summer, climb mountains in autumn and sweep snow with your loved ones in winter. May you step on the beach by the sea and have a good partner. May you look at the clouds on the top of the mountain and hold him silly.

That person doesn't like you. It's no use taking the initiative a thousand times. Just like a wrong password, you can't log in a thousand times.

It's cold, please pay attention to make-up to keep warm.

4. What should I do if I take my girlfriend to dinner and whistle to my girlfriend when I meet a rogue? If you are young, you should cut him with a knife. If you pass that age, you should work hard to earn money and take her to a fancy restaurant, where there are no hooligans.

You have no intention of direct flow, you just bring mountain torrents.

6. If I shed tears while sleeping, don't wake me up, she is in a dream.

7. I thought no one was perfect until I met you.

To tell the truth, I am an invisible rich man and haven't found my own money yet.

9. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

10. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.

1 1. I laughed for the first time after breaking up for three months because I saw your selfie. Sure enough, beautiful women always make people feel happy.

12. The person you travel to see may not remember you, but he will only remember the person you travel to see.

13. It's time to change the mobile phone desktop again.

14. If no one protects you, it's too cool and has no weaknesses.

15. Gradually found that tolerance is the most precious quality of a boy. I don't mean to please, and I don't brag about my high emotional intelligence, but I am really clean and gentle. I will put away my scarf for you at any time, I will open my coat and hold you in my arms in the windy street. In fact, being smart is interesting, and being smart is nothing. Taking care of other people's feelings is the most rare and reassuring thing.

16. When you were young, you made a decision to devote your life to love. Later, you didn't die. Youth saved your life.

17. Later, someone gave you 30 roses, 300 lipsticks, 3,000 coats and 30,000 bags, but your love started with a cup of 3 yuan milk tea.

18. Stupid or not, mainly depends on whether you can play dumb.

19. I hope to win a person's heart and avoid old blind dates.

20. The pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the comments are full of people who can't get it.

Aauto comments on high-quality warm-hearted sentences faster (below) 2 1. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and more difficult in the end.

22. You are old, and I am old, parallel, parallel.

23. If someone like me who never listens in class suddenly looks up, it must be because you are answering questions.

24. It is not a cigarette that is lit, nor is it a miss that burns. I haven't finished smoking, but I have thought about her a thousand times.

25. A girl said that all the songs you listened to were too melodramatic. I said, you must be the one who is loved in love.

26. Zhang Ailing is a liar, and neither time nor new love can forget a person.

27. I am waiting for you, and so are the green hills and white bones. If you don't come, the snow will blow your head as white.

28. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither too early nor too late, neither too urgent nor too slow. May the person you love love you, and may you work hard and be loved all your life.

I admit that your little trick succeeded in seducing me.

30. The heartbeat alarm sounded.

3 1. wrote hundreds of words, deleted hundreds of words, wrote several crosses and deleted several crosses. I wrote a few words, added a few words and deleted a few words. Looking at a blank sheet of paper, the poem I wrote to you is full of worries, but it is empty.

32. True love is like a novel full of life. If you read casually, you are likely to miss it. Savor it carefully, and you will cry most of the time; Just let nature take its course.

33. Do you think you look good? I think you're killing me.

34. "I can love you to death, but I can't be ashamed."

35. I have seen who let go of my feelings and who got away with it.

36. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

37. People with bad temper are actually easy to coax, but those who seem to have no temper disappear once they leave.

38. The little match girl polished the last match, but failed to light the cigarette in her mouth.

39. Women dare to go because they know that men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

40. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

Funny and sultry WeChat takes a shot and extracts 60 copies.

Funny and provocative, WeChat pats the copy-1. Pat my coffin board and say squeeze.

I felt jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

3. little ass who patted me was beaten.

4. Pat my (chest/abdomen) muscles ...) instead of patting loneliness.

Pat my bed to let me sleep less.

6. "I patted milk tea and wanted a sip."

7. The second pulse of Ren Du has been opened.

8. Pat my ass and kiss me.

9. patting my brick shows that I am timid.

10. Patted me on the shoulder and asked if we wanted to climb the mountain together.

1 1. patted my limited edition Ferrari.

12.' s ass swaggered away

13 of Lu.

14. I patted my 36D and blushed.

15. "I patted my chest and said," What a big one. ""

16. I patted "_ _" on the skin and said: Blowing bullets can break it.

17. Little face said, "It's beautiful."

18. Pat me on the stomach and say, What a pile of meat!

19. Patted my clothes and said, Dad, there is dust.

20. I patted my little hand and it was really white.

Funny and provocative. Take a photo on WeChat. Copy 2 2 1. "Pat yourself on the ass."

22. Shouted "Dad" on the shoulder.

23. Pat my fairy halo

24. My spaceship says it wants to go to heaven, too.

25. patted my car and said it was impossible to work.

26. The car said it was impossible to work.

27. "Pat my work and knock it over."

28. Pat my ass and ask the price.

I dug a spoonful of watermelon.

30. Pat my shoes and say: Fake.

3 1. It's obviously not burnt

32. My horn, get out of the way in front.

33. I got the liberal arts champion certificate of my college entrance examination.

"I patted the spaceship to show that I want to go to heaven."

35. I patted the toilet and left saliva.

36. "Pat my husband+the person I like"

37. Clap your shoulders and shout: Dad

38. "Pat me on the stomach"

39. "It's really good to pat the baby."

40. The bed says the pig is still sleeping.

Funny and sultry, WeChat takes a shot of the copy 3 4 1. The dirt on the shoes

42. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~

43. "Pat my ice cream and burn it."

44. Small face and full mouth.

45. I patted my forehead, but it didn't burn.

46. I patted eight abdominal muscles and shivered.

47. Pat him on the face like a fairy

48. Patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.

49. Pat my bed, say sleep, and dream of me.

50. The brain is really smart.

5 1. Empty wallet

I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

53. My ass says, baby, lift it up.

54. The head said: Don't cut it.

55. I patted my wallet but took a lonely photo.

56. "Pat my shit and say I can eat it?"

57. Took an ugly photo of me and made an expression pack.

58. I patted my chest hair and my mouth watered.

59. "patted me on the shoulder and said to climb the mountain together."

60. You patted the master on the head.

Fifty excerpts from Aauto Quicker's popular automatic reply classic copy

Aauto set the top faster and automatically reply to the classic copy (I) 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle, please send a shout and turn into a pig.

2. Hadron's mother is here.

May all future encounters be indefinite, and may the future be beautiful.

Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.

5. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.

6. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.

7. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.

8. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

9. Please press 1 for manual service.

10. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

1 1. You didn't mean to leak the water, but you were arrogant and attracted flash floods.

12. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

13. What brings you here? Did Timis win?

14. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.

15. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.

16. Hurry up and wait for the fleeting time.

17.？ Fish, Tang Priest and his disciples went out to cast nets and came back to spoil you.

Aauto's faster and more popular automatic reply classic copy (Part II) 18. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.

19. The breeze refuses to come, and the scorching sun refuses to dusk.

20. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

2 1. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

22. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.

23. The woman in Jackson yee has received the message and will reply later! !

I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed a message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was never satisfied with deleting it. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.

25. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

26. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

27. Han Han is in hibernation.

28. Ask age reply 0

29. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

30. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

3 1. I am dead. I ask small things, but I feel big things.

32. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

33. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

34. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

Aauto automatically replies to the classic copy faster (Chapter III) 35. Although it is hard, I will still choose that fiery life. Kitano Takeshi

36. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.

37. Please press 1 for manual service.

38. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?

39. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out carrots, Ooo.

40. Silent mode is turned on.

4 1. What's wrong with taking a shit?

42. The sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle.

43. Hello, I have something temporary. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

44. I want to be Ichiro and bring you an astronaut when I come back.

45. You missed it too many times when I needed you.

46. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!