Who can tell a few super funny jokes for entertainment? As long as you are satisfied, get high marks! Don't be too ordinary, you'd better laugh until you cramp.

A chief has a hobby of listening to stories. One day, he entertained his guests. At his repeated request,

A foreign guest told a very interesting story:

The guest met a very pretentious person in the city and said to him, "Please."

Guess what I put in my pocket. If you guess right, I will give you half of these eggs;

If you can guess the number of eggs, I will give you ten. "

The man thought for a long time and said, "friend, although I am not stupid, I can't know everything." I guess

I can't help it. "

The guest said, "Guess again, this thing is white outside and yellow inside."

"I guessed it!" The man said loudly, "It must be a pile of white radishes with a layer of soil hidden in the middle."

Beans "

Hearing this, the guests all laughed, and the chief laughed even more. Finally he asked:

"That's a fool. Dear friend, please tell us that it is in your pocket.

What's down there? "

A clever daughter

Daughter: "Mom, do you like apples?"

Mom: "I like it."

Daughter: "Do you like it very much?"

Mom: "I like it very much."

Daughter: "Then don't buy me an apple."

Mom: "Why?"

Daughter: "You will eat it all on the way."

Careless professor

Professor Foldin is always careless. His wife asked him to throw a bag of rubbish into the dustbin outside the building.

In the room, he got on the subway, went to the laboratory, and finally took it home.

The wife was surprised: "What do you have?" Faldyn said, "Oh, I forgot to throw out the garbage."

Yes "

The wife took it and looked even more surprised: "Where did you get a pack of ham?"

Careless professor

A professor always forgets three things, either his glasses case or his walking stick. special

This is an umbrella. His wife buys him one almost every month. The professor secretly made up his mind,

Be more careful in the future. One day, the professor went out in the morning and came back in the afternoon, proudly telling his wife.

He said, "Hey, Tao Le, I didn't lose anything today. I brought my umbrella back! " He said, and then

Show an umbrella. "Oh, look at you careless person, you didn't take your umbrella out today!"

Different wording

The cardinal was driving very fast, and a policeman caught up with him on a motorcycle and stopped him. The bishop asked, "mine?

Are you driving too fast? Policeman: "No, your eminence." Your car didn't drive too fast, but

Fly too slowly. "

get a ride

A naval officer is on the bus, standing next to the driver, not sitting down, so as not to be broken and burned.

Wear a straight uniform. A drunk got on the bus, walked up to the police officer and pulled his sleeve.

Say buy a ticket. The officer ignored him. But the drunk insisted, so the official turned and said, "Peng!" "

Friend, I'm not a commander, I'm a naval officer. "

"Then," replied the drunk, "stop the boat. I want to take a bus. "

answer

Customer: "Waiter, can you explain the flies in my soup?"

The waiter bent down to look at it carefully and replied, "it's swimming, sir." It's swimming. "

Dial the wrong number.

As soon as the lights in the cinema went out, a thief put his hand into Regal's pocket and was immediately sent away by Regal.

Now The thief said, "I tried to get my handkerchief, but I was wrong." Please forgive me! " "

"It doesn't matter." Regal calmly replied.

After a while, the thief got a heavy slap with a bang.

"Sorry, wrong number, there is a mosquito on my face." Rega said.

Mosquitoes play lanterns

Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in new york spent the night in a hotel. They were awakened by mosquitoes all night.

Very angry, the last one said, "Sandy, cover your head with a quilt so that mosquitoes can't bite us."

Yes "After a while, Sandy put her head out to breathe fresh air, and then he saw something he had never seen before.

I've seen fireflies, so he cried, "God, it's no use covering your head. Mosquitoes are playing lanterns. "

Looking for us. "