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What do you mean by always fighting for the upper hand?
donkey
Contemporary young people like to compare with others. I don't want what you want, just like being half short, others will look down upon it. Society is constantly developing. Nowadays, people laugh at poverty instead of prostitution. They have more than food, clothing and play. There is nothing better than going to school.
Nowadays, horse riding is very popular on the grassland. A group of young men are riding fine horses and running majestically on the grassland. The poor boy, Mr. Tie, felt very uncomfortable and asked his mother for some savings to buy a horse. There is not enough money to buy a horse, so I have to buy a donkey.
When Zamuk came back from walking the donkey, his mother saw his face turning blue and said with distress, "Be careful, don't fall on the donkey."
Zamouk said, "What happened when I fell on the donkey? I wrestled with the donkey and it took me a lot of effort to fall off the donkey. This injury is nothing. "
Mother was silent.
The next day, the mother saw her son coming back from walking the donkey, and his face was bluer than yesterday. She said with concern, "Why did you wrestle with the donkey again?"
"Ah." Zamouk said quietly, "This donkey was hungry all night last night. I have to work harder to throw it."
On the third day, when the mother saw her son limping back with the donkey, she comforted and said, "Why did the donkey regain its strength and finally fell?"
Zamuk was furious: "What wrestling, riding a donkey, this fucking donkey won't let me ride, and I'll sell it tomorrow."
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