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Deyun rebelled against Cao Yunjin: Without the word cloud, it is still the most like Degang Guo. What is the current situation?

I just like cross talk

In p>1986, Cao Yunjin was born in Tianjin. In this city, which is dubbed that everyone can speak cross talk, he has been immersed in various folk arts since he was a child.

There is a radio at home. "There are piles of tapes of cross talk at home." His favorite is Ma Sanli, Hou Baolin and other old gentlemen, and he never tires of listening to them.

Cao Yunjin was naughty since he was a child, and he was not cut out for reading. He said, "I just like cross talk and study it wholeheartedly.". He was born for cross talk.

when Cao Yunjin was 9 years old, he suffered a family change. That year, my father got a strange disease and couldn't sleep. When he lay down, he gasped and could only sit all day. A family of three traveled all over the major hospitals in Beijing and Tianjin, and their condition did not improve at all.

after his father died, Cao Yunjin and his mother lived alone.

One day, Cao Yunjin turned on the TV, which was showing Liu Baorui's officialdom bucket. Cao Yunjin watched it with relish and imitated it. Mother said, "You love to listen to cross talk so much. Do you want to learn it?"

"If you want to learn, please find me a master".

"Who do you want to learn cross talk from?"

"Ma Zhiming and Tian Lihe are both fine".

Mother "does not support or object". Later, at his insistence, the client found Tian Lihe, and Tian Lihe became his enlightened teacher.

During this period, Cao Yunjin's mother paid a lot: in order to help him learn art, she worked three jobs a day, washed dishes in the restaurant in the morning, worked part-time in the afternoon, and took manual work home at night.

Mother and son depend on each other, and Cao Yunjin has a deep affection for her.

In p>215, a news item occupied the headlines of major websites: "Cao Yunjin fights with people in the street". At that time, Cao Yunjin had a conflict with people, fighting in the street, even picking up a chair and fighting each other, and the whole process was photographed by paparazzi who followed him for three days.

As soon as the news came out, Cao Yunjin became the target of public criticism. But in fact, it was the other party who insulted his mother first, so he didn't care about the identity of a public figure:

"I can't forgive you for cursing my mother and insulting my family in front of me" and "I won't allow anyone to stand in front of me and insult her".

He is a public figure, but he is also a son.

Second, I thought Degang Guo was a liar

In p>22, 16-year-old Cao Yunjin came to Beijing alone and took refuge in Degang Guo.

as a newcomer, Cao Yunjin is puzzled. When I first saw Master, I said, "When I knocked on the door, a fat black man poked his head out, and I went in. For the first time, I clearly understood what it meant to be a family member. At that time, I thought my master Degang Guo was a liar.".

at that time, Degang Guo was also poor.

On the day when Cao Yunjin came, Degang Guo just bought a new TV. When it was turned on, the screen was purple and broke.

Cao Yunjin volunteered: "Nothing, I can fix it, it's simple". He unplugged the plug and shook the TV. After a while, when he turned it on again, the TV exploded with a bang.

Degang Guo was not angry. He sat on the sofa and smiled, "Young Master, is this what you finished?"

they got off to a bad start. However, from meeting to becoming famous, mentoring and mentoring have been in trouble with * * *, and once they were deeply attached to each other.

Cao Yunjin lived in the master's house for three years. In the past three years, the two have moved many times, and they have two points that particularly annoy the landlord:

First, Degang Guo snores loudly, and the landlord often comes to the door to ask, "Can you control your snoring?"; The second is to say that when crosstalk is happy, it is too noisy to fight with Allegro.

at that time, moving was a part of life.

It's the first time I moved out to live, and Cao Yunjin lives in He Yunwei's house. This is a storage room. How small is this room? Cao Yunjin once recalled: "Lying in bed, you can see four corners when you open your eyes, just like living in a coffin".

After living for a year, Cao Yunjin moved to a basement in Zhang Dewu. The problem in this room is damp. There is a heating pipe in the basement, which drips at noon. When the door is opened, it smells musty, and the clothes can't dry at all. Cao Yunjin also has patches of eczema.

"to what extent is the tide? Anyway, I got up in the morning and wiped the table. When I wiped it at night, the table was full of hair. "

To make matters worse, Cao Yunjin and He Yunwei performed for two weeks in a row to get 4 yuan. He hasn't eaten meat for half a year.

In this hard time, the only motivation to support him in learning cross talk is love: "I told myself that as long as I am hungry, I will keep talking".

The tempering of adversity has made Cao Yunjin grow rapidly. During the four years from 26 to 21, he became the mainstay of Deyun Society. According to his own words, "I supported half of Deyun Society".

Third, I don't have enough to eat

However, behind the success is the break between Cao Yunjin and Degang Guo.

At Degang Guo's birthday party in p>21, Cao Yunjin expressed all his dissatisfaction.

On this day, Degang Guo specially reserved a place for him on his big round table, but Cao Yunjin was late.

As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "Where shall I sit?" Degang Guo ignored him. He took a seat, ate for a while and went outside to find other disciples, lectured at the table, called names one by one, and left after scolding.

someone came to pull Cao Yunjin, and he shouted, "Why don't I go? I don't have enough to eat, I'm not full. "

Before he left, he bowed down to the statue of Guan Gong: "I, Cao Yunjin, would be a fool if I left Deyun Society and came back".

This is a concentrated outbreak of Cao Yunjin's dissatisfaction with Degang Guo for many years!

Degang Guo fought back his anger and didn't explode. After Cao Yunjin left, he also sang "Weiyang Palace" on the stage: "King Chu Ping has no way to behave unjustly, but he lost the wife of his father Nazi, and the golden tripod was replaced by a silver sedan chair, and the Wuxiang woman was replaced by Ma Zhaoyi ..."

Degang Guo broke into tears, weeping every word, filled with grief and indignation, and looked at Yu Qian beside him. The audience heard something was wrong, and they tried to interrupt the performance with applause, but they failed to do so. Degang Guo was full of anger.

There are two main reasons why Cao Yunjin "defected from his master":

First, Cao Yunjin participated in the cross talk contest of CCTV in 26, and after successfully entering the finals, Degang Guo asked him to quit without giving any reason. Cao Yunjin thought that the master was afraid that his wings would get hard after winning the prize; Second, Deyun's performance income is divided into two or eight accounts. After he and He Yunwei became popular, their salary was only about 2, yuan, and their performance in "Three Smiles, Talented Persons and Beautiful Women" was not paid. When Deyun's commercial performance income reached several hundred dollars, Cao Yunjin could only get a few hundred dollars.

On the eve of "defecting from his master's school", Cao Yunjin was even banned and couldn't get any performances.

In fact, Cao Yunjin is far from the only one who quarrels with Degang Guo. Xu Deliang, Wang Wenlin, He Yunwei and Jing Li are all key members of Deyun Society.

However, the person who "tore" Degang Guo the most was Cao Yunjin.

After leaving Deyun, Cao Yunjin and Degang Guo only met once. According to Cao Yunjin, in the Spring Festival Evening of 213, the two met at the gate of CCTV. Cao Yunjin wanted to say hello, but Degang Guo left without looking up.

I used to love my father and son, but I will treat them as enemies in the future.

After leaving Deyun Society, Cao Yunjin really gained a lot of resources. He went to the Spring Festival Evening for three times in a row, which brought him great popularity. He also took the opportunity to set up his own team and create Tingyunxuan to compete with Deyun Society.

However, Cao Yunjin is a little expert in death.

Fourth, be a nail in the coffin of the Spring Festival Evening

From p>212 to 214, Cao Yunjin attended the Spring Festival Evening for three consecutive years, including Struggle, It's Not Bad for Me, and Say What's Good for You, and worked with Liu Yuntian for three consecutive crosstalk works, which earned the audience's attention and opened up their popularity.

However, while the Spring Festival Evening brought Cao Yunjin popularity, it also brought numerous controversies. The biggest controversy was "plagiarism".

In It's Not Bad for Me, Cao Yunjin talked about the new "three obedience and four virtues" of contemporary women: never considerate, never gentle, never unreasonable, hard to say, hard to beat, hard to scold and hard to provoke;

He also quoted Zhen Xuan's style:

The young master has never been beautiful and handsome. Recently, due to various complicated things, his face is slightly haggard. My slave is indebted to the young master for years of rain and dew, and he often feels disappointed when he thinks about it, so he is especially loyal and delicious to recuperate it. It coincides with the fact that the emperor's mother just sent me the first-class spicy ingredients from Fanbang. I wonder if the young master will use them for it.

after watching the whole program, many viewers not only didn't laugh once, but also questioned: haven't they seen these jokes online before?

At the Tucao Conference, Li Dan also satirized Cao Yunjin on the spot: Teacher Cao, do you need someone to write your cross talk? Did you lose the internet at home this year? Have you finished copying the joke book you bought?

After the Spring Festival Gala, some media interviewed Cao Yunjin: "Some people questioned that some of your cross talks this year are online jokes, which are a bit lacking in originality. What do you think?"

Cao Yunjin replied: "In the process of creating a cross talk work, I will definitely draw lessons from online jokes, including my master Degang Guo and my colleagues, and all go back to rely on the power of the Internet. There are good materials, why waste them? "

In Cao Yunjin's view, he didn't simply copy the jokes, but did the second processing, "disassembling and washing them again and again". Through the reprocessing of the materials, the online jokes became his own cross talk.

As for whether it's funny or not, Cao Yunjin can only say that "the audience is demanding, so we have to keep up with the speed". But his speed is too fast: the script of the 214 Spring Festival Evening work "Say What's Good for You" took only three days to take shape.

can a work that has not been polished down cause the audience to sing? Perhaps, Cao Yunjin, who missed the Spring Festival Gala after 214, has got the answer: works that don't arouse the audience's laughter and are not funny will never be recognized.

Interestingly, Cao Yunjin is in a high mood: "If there is an opportunity, I would like to stand on it all the time and be a nail house in the Spring Festival Evening."

however, he never got another chance. If you don't respect the audience, you will be abandoned by the audience.

V. Come and chat without sleeping

In p>215, the cast of "Arrow of Love" complained bitterly that Cao Yunjin was playing big cards; It was also this year that he fought in the street; In 218, the net revealed that he was suspected of cheating in marriage.

In addition, Deyun Society is thriving, and Yun-peng Yue, Guo Qilin, Qin Xiaoxian, Zhang Yunlei, Zhang Jiunan, Meng Hetang and others are independent; In contrast, Cao Yunjin, whose reputation is getting worse and worse, has gradually disappeared, making it difficult to achieve anything.

The popularity brought to him by the Spring Festival Gala was all transformed into denunciation and shouting, and he became a fighter in love rat.

Therefore, when Beijing Spring Festival Evening sent him an invitation letter from the host, many netizens left negative comments.

However, when we re-examine the contradiction between Cao Yunjin and Degang Guo and re-evaluate Cao Yunjin's crosstalk, we will find that Cao Yunjin is Degang Guo's most capable disciple, and he is the one who is most like Degang Guo.

In p>21, Cao Yunjin, who just left Deyun Society, performed in Shengli Cinema, where he met a announcer named Liu Lianxi. Two months later, Liu Lianxi became his first apprentice.

From then on, Liu Lianxi often went to Cao Yunjin's house. Even at 11 o'clock at night, Cao Yunjin would call:

"Are you asleep? Didn't sleep to chat for a while ",the two often chat until late at night, Cao Yunjin will open the sofa bed in the study, take out a toothbrush and towel, and there are two mentoring people living in the two-bedroom apartment.

In his first year as a teacher, Liu Lianxi spent 7% of his nights on the master's sofa bed.

when there is no performance, they often go to the market to buy seafood, wenwan and green plants. Once, Cao Yunjin suddenly stood in front of a fish tank while walking, pointing to the fish and saying to Liu Lianxi, "This fish looks like you".

Goldfish has a fat head and a fat brain, which is somewhat similar to Liu Lianxi. After buying the fish, Liu Lianxi became a special person to change water for the fish.

Eating and living together is just like that pair of master and apprentice who shared joys and sorrows eight years ago.

At the Tucao Conference, Cao Yunjin once imitated Degang Guo:

"What I hate most is the kind of person who stands up and advises you to be generous if he doesn't know anything. Do you know what I went through?

You have to stay away from this kind of person, because when he is struck by lightning, it is easy to get you into trouble.' BaBaBa' stabbed you twice, and your blood has not been wiped clean. He came over and said,' You have to stand up bravely', and you will die. " Both form and spirit are vivid.

In Cao Yunjin, we can see too many shadows of Degang Guo. After eight years in Guomen, he has developed a skill and learned from his master's every word and deed.

In the three-year relationship with the master under the same roof, Cao Yunjin unconsciously inherited the mantle of the master.

what would he have achieved if he hadn't defected from his master and broken with his master?

in any case, the achievements must be higher than now. Unfortunately, Cao Yunjin in reality is gradually mediocre.

In Hengdian, two cleaning aunts met Cao Yunjin in the elevator: "Oh, I like you so much, it's lovely to see your play".

Cao Yunjin smiled brightly: "Thank you".

"princess huanzhu is very good, you play erkang".

Cao Yunjin was embarrassed: "That's true, I took it in 1996".

It's a true portrayal of Cao Yunjin that he suddenly fell from a sought-after star to a passerby with dead ringer.