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Other works of Mr. Jumeta
The impatient Earl of Saint-Germain took his sister to his brother and sister's house slowly, and a series of funny stories happened.
Women's Words 20 12 September animation! It's also a ji Kumeta-style cartoon. The difference is that there are five protagonists this time.
A lovely girl! But it's not just selling cute! In addition, various kimonos in the film are also a big attraction! OP and ED are very emotional!
Mr. despair
KūJi ku meta, the original author of Mr. Despair, secretly declared despair: "If JUMP SQUARE asks me, I will consider the idea of fantasy comics." This remark was published in the article 1 18 of Mr. Despair and is being serialized in the magazine "Weekly Teenager". This sentence is classified as "useless thing".
Delusion makes people hide.
1998 to 2004, ji Kumeta made a topic with the theme of "Weekly Youth Jump" on the last message of the hilarious cartoon "Strive to Transform People and Change Tibet" serialized in Weekly Youth Sunday, and the so-called "idea" he published this time was considered by most readers to be just a topic, but some readers left a message saying "absolutely useless! I will definitely watch it! " If Mr. Kumata joins us, I will definitely buy SQUARE. An editor of JUMP SQUARE said, "I have never seen this idea myself, and I don't know what it is. In addition, if someone asks me if I have talked to Mr. Kumata, I can't say anything, because I don't know how much he said is true or false, and I can't force him to show it to me (wry smile). "
I think anyone who has seen kūJi ku meta's so-called "fantasy comic concept" will look forward to it. His cartoons are full of jokes and wisdom. If he really painted a fantasy theme, I think it must be a masterpiece different from similar comics.
"Let's go! South China ice hockey department
Ji Kumeta was born in Kanagawa Prefecture,1September 5, 967. And the fourth grade of Guangda University (1990) "Go! South China Ice Hockey Department won the 27th prize of Newcomer Comics, and started serializing the same work in Youth Sunday of Weekly just after graduation the following year, and also got the unique opportunity of serializing the first volume of color pages for the second time 1. In this "Weekly Youth Sunday", which has always been critical of new authors, there is simply a miracle. Therefore, at that time, ji Kumeta was hailed as a wizard in the juvenile comic industry and a new star that everyone expected. However, his "Ice Hockey Story about Love, Passion and Youth" was completely divorced from ice hockey within three months. Hey, isn't this fraud?
Well, yes. According to the situation at that time, it was really because of the author's debut that he found himself more unsuitable for talking about light comedy with sports and love elements, so he could not follow the original route. But no one blamed him for it, because after abandoning the hypocritical sports skin in his works, kūJi ku meta showed his real expertise in comics-telling all kinds of yellow jokes.
"Let's go! The South China Ice Hockey Department has been serialized to the middle stage, and the characters appearing in each round are basically transformed from movie characters, entertainers and social celebrities. At the same time, Kumeta also openly plays all kinds of lower-body jokes with readers. Let many readers recall this work, and they will also feel that "all the important sexual knowledge at first came from Kumeta" ...
Of course, this does not mean "go! Southland is a terrible work. In fact, with the later Minoru Furuya's "Let's go! Inaka's billiard hall is similar to the curtain of Muduo Shao Kang. "Go! Nanguo brought "Prince of Yellow Jokes" Kumata, his 1 die-hard fans and a lot of popularity. But on the other hand, "go! Nanguo is indeed the pioneer of similar works,134, 996, Go! "Southland" first ended under the poisonous claws of moralists, while "Rice" of Youth Magazine was delayed to the 47th issue of the same year. As for Curtain Zhang, which had just been serialized on Jump for less than half a year at that time, it was persecuted by PTA (Parents' Association) and beheaded the next year (note 1: After Curtain Zhang ended). Apart from the pressure of PTA at that time, there were rumors that Mu Duo had done something bad and offended the big shot in the Jump series (suspected to be Nobuhiro Watsuki), so the work was beheaded. However, he was later expelled from the magazine at the talk club for the same reason. It seems that Mu Duo is really a failure. Of course, in comparison, it is three years earlier than "rice". "Go! In the end, South China can have 23 orders in 6 years, which may be enough.
"Let's go! After "Southland" was serialized, Kumeta issued a declaration of "Never say dirty jokes again". Of course, this may be a sign that he can continue to take him in on Sunday under the pressure of PTA. But the rotation of the earth will not stop because of your denial. In fact, since 1994, Kumeta has been trying to serialize the cartoon "Be a Good Boy" in the supplement of Sunday. After all, because he is more beautiful than Gu Gu and Mu, the transformation seems not difficult, but in the end, "raising a darling" ended in failure. Kumeta thinks that "there are many versatile people among cartoonists and artists, but I don't seem to be." Later, he tried to customize the cartoon "Root P" in his next work "Soldiers of Sun Boca Boca" and "Yong Sunday" in "Weekly Youth Sunday" (note 2: P Here stands for heaven. Subtitle root paradise) also failed, and all of them reluctantly supported the shortest serialization period and ended in a hurry. As a last resort, Kumeta can only return to the only subject he is good at. " If it has nothing to do with the lower body, it's not a dirty joke, is it? 1998, in the first issue of Youth Sunday. 2 1, the new serial of SF comics "Strive to Transform People and Change Tibet" was launched.
Translation of "Trying to Transform People into Tibet"
If translated literally, the title of the work "Trying to remould people and change Tibet" should probably be translated into "Changing Tibet without permission". Because the word "self-assertion" in Japanese is "winning the hand" when sketching Chinese characters, the protagonist is renamed "winning the hand". In addition, the heroine's name is Yumei, the first supporting actor in the mainland, Dan, the first supporting actress, Cai Yuanling (note 3: the head of the Kurt Department of Gaizang school), and the town of Huma where they live. No matter where the name is, it is super random, but the cartoon itself is subtle and unusual. Every sentence hides more than 10 quoted figures, terms and allusions. When they are combined together, it is a wonderful satire on the phenomena that can often be seen in a society. It's really a pity that Kumeta can come up with so many jokes every week, and the sources of quotations are also very wide, including animation, special photos, games, entertainment, history, current affairs and other social aspects. Even the most otaku readers dare not boast about every allusion in the collection. So with a smile, the reader's contempt for Kumata turned into admiration. Once the "prince of dirty jokes" became the "king of satirical jokes", and in his way, he attracted a group of regular fans of emperors' families and cheered for Gaizang everywhere.
Since so many works are involved, it is inevitable that Kumeta's works will often "rot".
Gaicang
For example, in the 275th sentence of "Gaizang" and "The Little Goldsmith" in Sunday, 2004, 15, Kumata asked, "This? ..... interesting? " , including "but isn't this a work serialized somewhere?" "Yes ... it seems to sell well." Lines such as Dutch sucker and Kentaro's Black Cat are obviously satires on the first three explicit plagiarism works (Note 4: When Dutch sucker was accused of plagiarism, he once asked, "How to draw cartoons without plagiarism?" ? Is also a strange person). At that time, the discussion page of the black cat on the Internet praised it with the title "Kumeta did a good job".
But, of course, this behavior is dangerous. Cartoons that can be frank and outspoken like this also mean the risk of offending people. Tian Jian Jiro, a former assistant of Kumuta, had to apologize publicly under the protest of Konami, the production company, just because he laughed at Memories of Heartbeat in the short story Like an Explosion in Sunday 10. Although more cited and satirized Gaizang has never had a similar incident, and both the author and the responsible editor deserve praise, in the eyes of the respected guardian, it is still the source of trouble and cannot be imitated. "Cover up" so far, and "Go!" The same is true of the South China, but it will never be affirmed by traditional forces. Although he should have won the Academy Comic Book Award for his popularity, Kumata was never even nominated. The only exception is the comic book award of 0 1 year forum. Although Gaizang, who was finally nominated, was defeated by Aina's innocent landlord and overseas Chinese tenant, if even Jiao Zang, a competitor in charge of primary school, can't ignore Gaizang's influence, then the nomination itself is already a higher-level affirmation of Gaizang. (Note 5: For details about the feud between the two publishers in the comic book award, please refer to Zhu's Comic Book Award with Mixed Feelings in the June 5438+February issue of Look. Here's a brief explanation. Generally, comic books in primary schools will not be awarded to Talk Club works, and vice versa. The cartoon reward itself is a propaganda tool, and no one will give salt to the enemy for nothing. On the other hand, if a work is really nominated or even won a prize in the comic book award of the other publishing house, it means that this work has become a social phenomenon. If this work is not affirmed by us, it will be supplemented next year. Of course, the reason why we say general here is because the cover hides exceptions. )
Of course, this is just our wishful compliment. If you don't get the prize, it won't be promoted positively, which means there will never be opportunities for animation and gamification. This blow is enough for Kumeta, a royal building of ACG. What's more, there are economic losses that people can't ignore. At least the things they can't afford include the mansion like Tatsuya Egawa mentioned repeatedly in Gaizang.
On the other hand, although the only good cartoon he drew was a funny cartoon, Kumata was born gloomy and lacked self-confidence. He likes listening to late-night radio programs (Note 6: In Gaizang, there is a joke told by a late-night program hosted by Hikaru Ij?in, a famous Japanese radio host. So at that time, someone accused Gaizang of copying Yi Jun's argument. However, this program called "Red Deer Power in the Late Night" is very famous in itself. This program has appeared in the background of the cartoon "The Tortoise Here" and the cartoon "Scryed". What is certain is that not only Kumeta, Nobuhiro Watsuki who painted Rogue Mark, Abe Fujito of My Goddess, the curtain of Heaven and Earth, Kubo Mizuno of 337 Aid Mission, Shinya Suzuki of Mr Fullswing, and Kenji Binggang of Uraan Tiejin are all loyal listeners of this program. Kubo Mizuno (she is a woman) also wrote several letters to this project. ), they will also circle their columns on Sunday's homepage-other cartoonists usually say hello only once every six months. Only Kumata will record that "there are two kinds of people in the world who will be evaluated and will not be evaluated. There are two kinds of people who can get a taxi after the party, and there are two kinds of people who will be visited by the editor in January and will not. There are two kinds of people whose works will be animated and those who will not be animated. Those who won the comic book award and those who didn't even have a nomination, those who can find a wife and those who can't, I am the latter. The editor-in-chief was exiled to Youth Sunday because of his poor grades. Death is another reason. What should be his pen name in the afterlife? Such a dark topic (note 7:. It is also important information for studying Kumeta), and in the summary after serialization, I wrote something like "Mr. Fujita went to Dienis with six assistants this week, and seemed very happy" and "Mr. Fujita can read poetry in autumn". Wei, Kumata, why do you care so much? Sure enough, he soon got the nickname "Fujita Talker". However, even so, we all think that Gaizang will continue to be serialized until the final facts prove how wrong we are.
On Sunday, the 34th issue announced the end of the serial of "Strive to Transform People and Change Tibet", along with "Beautiful Birds Around", which was also without warning. With the announcement, the cover of the next issue will be Aya Ueto's Jade Photo (Note 8: Aya Ueto is a popular Japanese actress, who won a place in the Red and White Song Club and raised the ratings by 6 percentage points. In an instant, the fans of "Gaizang" were like being hit by a blow. Apart from the sadness of "what can I see on Sunday after the Tibet Revolution", people quickly circulated a so-called "insider draft" on the Internet.
"In the morning, because I had something to do, I went to the editorial department of a weekly magazine on Sunday and chatted with the responsible editor I knew (although it was the responsible editor of other serials) for a while. Although it sounds like a problem caused by Yamada and concealing his father's information, it seems that there has been a corresponding intention before. In addition, the deputy editor seems to be a fan of Gaizang, hoping that the serialization can continue, but the editor-in-chief can't help it. It seems that at the same time, Kumata himself wants to have time to rest and have some fun. What needs to be added is that the editor-in-chief is now the great enemy of the Internet and 2ch. This is also contrary to Mr. Kumata's basic idea (Note 9: Kumata himself is a person who likes to surf the Internet and post 2ch discussion pages. The bridge segment of 2ch is also quoted in Gaizang. 2ch is the largest and most widely discussed bulletin board system in Japan, and it is also the base of buzzwords in recent years. ), so from any point of view, the end of serialization is inevitable under the current system. Ah, that's about it anyway. In addition, Mr. Inoue's words helped him establish a new series. "
Well, you can imagine what kind of commotion such an article will cause.
Of course, because this is just an article on the Internet after all, and many people express disbelief. After all, every time the work on Sunday suddenly ends, there will be some so-called "conspiracy theories" on the Internet saying that "this must be caused by XXX on Sunday behind the scenes". But Kumata's formal answer immediately shattered the last fantasy.
"Primary school students nearby often feel incredible." Doesn't that man have to go to the company during the day? "His mother would smile and answer," There are all kinds of jobs in the world. "... and this so-called variety of jobs will soon be gone.
Weekly Youth Sunday is a well-known comic magazine for teenagers. When he asked, "Why, M? Isn't this a sound and conscientious magazine? I don't know how many works have become animations, and our children like them very much. " After that, Mi Huahua opened the book and pointed to a work and said, "This is it! That's why children can't watch it! The only fatal wound! " His finger means ... ah, no, even in front of everyone. M is the editor-in-chief of that comic magazine. I see.
"I didn't say this step, so I had to surrender." He raised his hands over his shoulders and said with an expression of giving up. "Although you have always been smooth, it seems different this time." "If the explanation is so clear, it can only be done." He is the author of that cartoon. In other words, that's it. "
Although there is no more explanation, this passage is enough to prove the previous online rumor that Gaizang was beheaded because of the personal likes and dislikes of editor-in-chief Sunday, so the anger of fans at the end of Gaizang quickly turned into a national anti-M movement, and even those who didn't watch Gaizang at first were angry at the unfair treatment suffered by Kumeta.
So in the same year,1October 24th, 165438, the editor-in-chief of Sunday was changed from Shinichi Misaka (note 10: Shinichiro Misaka is pronounced mikami in Japanese, so this Shinichiro Misaka is what Kumita said) to Lin Zhengren. Ah, I wonder if the latter is the deputy editor-in-chief who likes "Gaizang" as mentioned in the previous online rumors.
If that's the case, I expect Kumata will come back soon.
Finally, please remember what Kumata wrote at the end of Gaizang as a prayer for his return.
"I am a cartoonist and passed away yesterday. It is a work that died without selling, and it is a work that died without animation. Now, I am climbing the steps to heaven. I have experienced enough hell in this world, and it seems that I don't have to go to any hell anymore. At this moment, the guy wearing the magic princess T-shirt and calling himself Miguel came up to me and said to me.
"I am your comic book fan."
The archangel's unexpected words made my tears roll down my cheeks naturally.
"Thank you, thank you. In the end, you saved my soul."
I held Miguel's hand and tried desperately to find all the words of thanks from my poor vocabulary. But only Michael continued,
"Especially Strawberry 100% is my favorite."
After I found out, I tied Michael's wings in a knot.
Fall back to the ground from the clouds
The original text is from "Youth Life Watch"
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