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Three Idiom Stories of Water Margin

1: Song Wu killed a tiger. Song Wu went home to visit his brother and passed Jingyanggang on his way. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There was not much excitement, but a tree said, "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but it was in Ke Gang. You should unite to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.

2. Forced to go to Liangshan, the leopard head Lin Chong was the commander of 800,000 imperial guns in Bianliang, Kyoto (now Kaifeng, Henan) in the Northern Song Dynasty. He is honest and upright, and abides by his duty.

One day, Lin Chong took his wife on a pilgrimage to Yue Temple. On the way, I met Lu, a monk, playing with a clay iron mord weighing more than 60 kilograms. Everyone cheered in unison, and Lin Chong was attracted to watch. The two heroes, Lu and Lin Chong, became brothers at first sight. Just then, servant girl Jinluo hurriedly reported that Lin's wife was stopped by gangsters on the road. Lin Chong hastily resigned and went to Yuemiao to chase that fellow. When Lin Chong caught the gangster and raised his fist to prepare for a fight, he found that this man turned out to be his immediate boss, Gao Yanei, the adopted son of treacherous court official Gao Qiu. Gao Yanei and his gang saw that the woman was the wife of coach Lin, and they were afraid that they would not be rivals in the fight. They hypocritically advised, "The official's son doesn't know her, and there are many collisions." Say will Gao Yanei away. At this time, Lu Zhishen also heard the news and left after listening to the situation, which was dissuaded by Lin. Lin chong endured evil spirits.

After escaping, he still won't give up and wants to occupy Lin's wife. Together with Gao Taiwei, he designed to trick Lin Chong into Gao Fu on the grounds of seeing a knife, framed Lin Chong for breaking into Baihutang with a knife, and put him in jail for torture. Gao Qiu and his gang couldn't kill Lin Chong publicly in Beijing, so they sent Lin Chong to Cangzhou (now Hebei Province) to exile the army, bribe the police and plot to kill him when passing through the wild pig forest. Lu Zhi-Shen secretly protected Lin Chong and made a scene in the wild pig forest, but Gao Qiu's plot failed.

After arriving in Cangzhou, Lin Chong was assigned to look after the forage field of the army. Gao Qiu and his son, with evil intentions, sent their confidants to Cangzhou to set fire to the grass yard. In this way, even if Lin Chong was not burned to death, he would be executed because of the fire in the forage field. When the forage field caught fire, Lin Chong heard Gao Qiu's confidant talk proudly about his plot to assassinate him. He couldn't hold back his anger any longer and killed his enemies one by one. Later, Lin Chong resolutely went to Liangshan and embarked on the road of resisting the Song Dynasty.

The metaphor of "forcing Liangshan" is forced to resist. It is also a metaphor for having to do something.

At three o'clock, Pan Jinlian committed adultery with Ximen Qing and poisoned Wu Dalang. Song Wu complained to the government and urged the magistrate to arrest people, but the magistrate was corrupt and refused to uphold justice. Song Wu decided to take revenge himself, so he gave a banquet at home and asked his neighbors to testify against Pan Jinlian.

Song Wu invited four neighbors, plus Wang Po and sister-in-law Pan Jinlian, a total of six people. Hu Zhengqing, who sells cold hotels across the street, was also invited. Hu Zhengqing was originally an official. As the matter was very important, he refused to testify. Song Wu regardless of him, pull up hard. Arrange to sit down. Song Wu moved a stool, sat on the cross and told the soldiers to close the front and back doors. The soldiers at the back just came to screen the wine, and Song Wu was just polite and said nothing. I don't know why people are pregnant with ghosts. After watching the wine reach three cups, Hu Zhengqing got up and said, "Little man, busy." Song Wu shouted, "I can't go! Now that I'm here, I'm busy sitting. " "Then Hu Zhengqing had fifteen buckets of water in his heart and thought,' Since you kindly invited us to drink, how can you treat us like this?' Had to sit down. Song Wu said, "Sift the wine again." The soldiers poured the fourth glass of wine and ate seven glasses of wine before and after, but everyone seemed to have eaten Lv Hou's thousand wedding banquet. "("Water Margin "26 back) Then, Song Wu interrogated Pan Jinlian and Wang Po one by one and put Hu Zhengqing on record one by one. After the interrogation, Song Wu personally killed Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and finally got revenge for killing his brother. "Up and down" describes fidgeting. Also refers to dispersion or confusion.