Does anyone know the joke that the Japanese are learning Chinese in Iraq?

A few days ago, two Japanese were kidnapped by Iraqi militants in Iraq.

At that time, when Iraqi militants suddenly appeared, the two Japanese were sitting in the car. The Japanese were trembling with fear at gunpoint, and they kept arguing in Chinese that they were from China.

The Iraqi was dubious. The first boss asked, "What does PLMM mean in Chinese?"

The Japanese hesitated, and the Iraqi snapped, "Search!" As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

"Hey hey!" The Iraqi smiled: "yours is very dishonest."

The Japanese were taken away, and the Iraqi driver who didn't receive the fare was dejected and despondent; "It's bad luck to be near the Japanese!" He said, "I told them to learn the online language of China. PLMM means pretty girl. I don't know. Of course, people don't believe that they are from China. "

The next day, Iraqi militants met two other Japanese who had studied some online languages in China. The Japanese confidently said that they were from China.

The Iraqis were dubious. The captain asked the Japanese team, "What does NMD mean?"

The Japanese team was shocked: "NMD? Missile defense system? "

Iraqis harsh voice way; "Search!" As a result, two Japanese passports were found from them.

Iraqis are very angry; "The Japanese are just dishonest." So they took the two Japanese away.

The news came out that the Japanese in Iraq were very scared. Prime Minister Koizumi was in a hurry and spent hundreds of millions to redeem the four Japanese and asked them what was going on. Summing up the experience and lessons, I think if you want to pretend to be a China person, you can't pass without studying Chinese seriously. So I went to ask a China person, "What does NMD mean?"

China people smiled. Even the rookie in China knows that NND is "grandma's" and NMD is "mom's", so we told the truth.

A day later, two more Japanese met Iraqi militants on the road. This time, the Japanese patted their chests with confidence and said they were from China.

The Iraqis were dubious and asked the Japanese, "What is NMD?"

The Japanese answered according to China's instructions.

Who knows that Iraqis still snapped: "Search!" The Japanese people were greatly wronged, but they quickly found two Japanese passports from them.

The Iraqi was very angry: "Your grandmother's Japanese are all liars." Beat the Japanese and take them away.

The reporter also felt a little strange and asked the person who taught them Chinese. Originally, considering that Japanese people like to use inverted sentences when speaking Chinese, this honest man kindly told the Japanese that NMD is "damn you".