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A funny question-and-answer joke

Before marriage:

He: Long live! Finally arrived! I can't wait!

she: may I leave?

he: no, don't even think about it!

she: do you love me?

he: of course!

she: will you betray me?

he: no, why do you think that?

she: will you kiss me?

he: yes.

she: will you hit me?

he: no matter what?

she: can I trust you?

(after marriage, from bottom to top)